Why would I do that? Do you see my post-count?

My e-peen is already huuuuge.

Last night we just got some Mexican food and hung out and talked.

This morning she told me she wants to hang again tonight so I think a movie then maybe drinks.

How about movies and drinks at your pad?

I hate feeling so desperate, because I'm usually pretty picky. Not as picky on looks as personality. I've been with enough psycho and/or stupid bitches to really look hard at personality. It's just, right now I'm so damn bored that it makes me feel desperate.

Well this girl has been texting me sexy things all day, so that might have to happen.

Damn one of her dogs drowned in the pool today while she was at work.

I feel awful.

I think it's reasonable to feel bad after killing someone's dog. Asshole.

I thought all dogs could swim?

Like half the time we spent together last night she was talking about how much she loves her dogs.

Seems pretty par for the course. I've been meeting a lot of girls that love their dog/s. So long as it's a real dog and not one of those miniature yipper things. God I hate most of those types of "dogs".

I met a woman recently with just a grade A personality. She's pretty good looking too. At first I didn't really notice her in "that way" but after talking to her a few times I started to. She's actually funny and made me laugh. A rare occurence in my experiences. I made her laugh too. She's taken though. Bummer. :(

She's prolly trying to mind***k you. You should demand to see the body.

I told her being friends was off the table.

I believe we call those rats.

Match needs to quit populating my daily match list with women who haven't been online in two weeks. They don't make that information nearly visible enough, either. I sent a goddamned brilliant message to this one chick just now, only to see afterwards that she last logged on "within two weeks". Oh well.