You wouldn't if you spent five days a week in Chicago. :cuss:

Talk about a no-win situation. Both sides are insufferable.

Matt Bush, Aroldis Chapman, and Jose Reyes say hi.

Hitting women - bad juju no doubt.

But calling some poor schlub who's job is to courier piss about a deceitful, lying anti-semite to cover your ass is hardly something to hand waive.

Braun engaged in a planned, prolonged attack plan to ruin this guys life in order to save his own skin. He didn't give a shit if that guy and his family ended up losing everything because a multi-millionaire slandered him. And it wasn't some spur of the moment kind of panic move. He had every intention of lying this poor schmuck into oblivion.

I'm not gonna call that a slam dunk - they're all distinctly different but absolutely comparable assholes. Ryan Braun can eat a bucket of dicks. If the Brewers offered him straight across for Dexter Fowler, I'd keep Dexter Fowler. That's how much I hate that ****ing guy.

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Can we cut Holland yet?

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nope. He needs to blow about 5 more games before this happens.

And why can’t we start Bader every game? He’s hitting .294 and .390 OB% when he starts games. Seems to me that our offense could use those numbers.

Munoz is hitting pretty damn good too. How can you justify sitting him on the bench and playing inferior offensive players? Your going to play Martinez and tolerate his horrible defense, you have to play Munoz. He’s not that bad defensively.

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If Pham continues to put up worse offensives than the NVA, then the best lineup would actually involve hiding Martinez in right with Bader in center. Munoz might do better at second, but Wong has been so good on defense that his (now improving) offense has him as the better option.

Lineup should probably be:

LF: Ozuna (wRC: 96 fWAR: 0.9)
CF: Bader (wRC: 106 fWAR: 1.4)
RF: Martinez (wRC: 127 fWAR: 1.0)
1B: Carpenter (wRC: 133, fWAR: 2.6)
2B: Wong (wRC: 80 fWAR: 1.2)
SS: DeJong (wRC: 122 fWAR: 1.6)
3B: Gyorko (wRC: 103 fWAR: 0.7)
C: Molina (wRC: 119 fWAR: 1.3)

Pham needs to take off about two weeks with a bullshit DL designation to un**** his swing and/or get new contacts. Munoz can get periodic starts throughout the infield.

Good luck with that #1 overall pick. Maybe you can find another Kansas high school phenom that can't hack it in AAA.

85 wins. Goodbye Matheny and Mabry and good riddance.

Bader has 16+ defensive runs saved. He should be starting and play CF. When Pham gets his shit together he can play RF.

I like playing Munoz over Gyrko.