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Titty Meat 07-21-2013 02:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 9824760)
Match needs to quit populating my daily match list with women who haven't been online in two weeks. They don't make that information nearly visible enough, either. I sent a goddamned brilliant message to this one chick just now, only to see afterwards that she last logged on "within two weeks". Oh well.
Just copy and paste it to everygirl

Canofbier 07-21-2013 02:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9824761)
Just copy and paste it to everygirl
The women on these websites are bombarded by a ****ton of messages, so if you want any chance of getting a response, you have to make yours personalized. Besides, the kind of women I'm trying to meet on the site are hopefully too smart to be won over by some shitty copying/pasting.

Buck 07-21-2013 09:34 AM
So I found out that there was some kind of pool cover on the pool that the dog somehow got under and then was trapped. Horrible.

I spent time with her last night just consoling her. She saw some pretty messed up shit when she pulled her dog out of the water.

Ceej 07-21-2013 09:44 AM
If it was one of those small yapper dogs it deserved to drown.

LoneWolf 07-21-2013 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9825084)
So I found out that there was some kind of pool cover on the pool that the dog somehow got under and then was trapped. Horrible.

I spent time with her last night just consoling her. She saw some pretty messed up shit when she pulled her dog out of the water.
Did you console her with your penis?

Buck 07-21-2013 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by CJizzles (Post 9825094)
If it was one of those small yapper dogs it deserved to drown.
Do you think that's funny?

Ceej 07-21-2013 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9825120)
Do you think that's funny?
Not at all.

But, I am convinced small, ****ing yapper dogs are the devil.

Pasta Little Brioni 07-21-2013 05:04 PM
People laugh at girls getting defeeted, so I am sure some think it is funny

Valiant 07-21-2013 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9825864)
People laugh at girls getting defeeted, so I am sure some think it is funny
Yeah, and in two months if this goes south. Buck will say he is glad.

It is CP motto, we joke about deaths unless it is direct relation. Then we just tempban anyone that breaks that line.

Pasta Little Brioni 07-21-2013 05:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 9825935)
Yeah, and in two months if this goes south. Buck will say he is glad.

It is CP motto, we joke about deaths unless it is direct relation. Then we just tempban anyone that breaks that line.
Yup. Seemed like fair game to me.

SAUTO 07-21-2013 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9825940)
Yup. Seemed like fair game to me.
Buck just gets bent awfully easy and early
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Canofbier 07-21-2013 06:34 PM
Came across a profile of a very cool chick who emphatically states in her profile that she loves bacon and Dr. Who, and asks anybody who messages her to include their worst pickup line. My response:

http://i.imgur.com/KbbIBDL.png

I'm ****ing priceless.

Hammock Parties 07-21-2013 06:40 PM
Whoa.

Post her response plz.

You're getting a date out of this.

Pasta Little Brioni 07-22-2013 12:22 PM
Her panties dropped

Buck 07-29-2013 09:09 AM
What is it with girls and their ****ing Full Size Mattresses?

We're two grown ass people, my feet go over the edge, if you plan on ****ing tall dudes and having them sleep in your bed, get a queen, at least.


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