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Imon Yourside 07-29-2013 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9842576)
What is it with girls and their ****ing Full Size Mattresses?

We're two grown ass people, my feet go over the edge, if you plan on ****ing tall dudes and having them sleep in your bed, get a queen, at least.

Sleeping on the floor will fix that.

Canofbier 07-29-2013 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9842576)
What is it with girls and their ****ing Full Size Mattresses?

We're two grown ass people, my feet go over the edge, if you plan on ****ing tall dudes and having them sleep in your bed, get a queen, at least.

I had a full XL bed senior year of college. Other than being next to impossible to find appropriately-sized sheets for, it was a pretty good size for sharing, as long as neither party planned on sleeping much. That being said, I'm glad to have a queen now (as well as a larger bed).

On another note, the young lady who received the awesome bacon picture from me read the message and never even looked at my profile. Not sure what the hell else I can be expected to do.

Titty Meat 07-29-2013 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9825989)
Whoa.

Post her response plz.

You're getting a date out of this.

You wouldn't know

Pasta Little Brioni 07-29-2013 07:09 PM

Clay/billay, how many of these girls do you meet in an average month?

Buck 08-05-2013 11:11 AM

Does anyone have experience with girls who squirt while having sex? I need to know how to protect my bed and still be able to have spontaneous sex. The last two girls I've slept with have done this and I'm worried about my bed.

Rausch 08-05-2013 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9859814)
Does anyone have experience with girls who squirt while having sex? I need to know how to protect my bed and still be able to have spontaneous sex. The last two girls I've slept with have done this and I'm worried about my bed.

...

http://soft-surfaces.com/blog/wp-con...chine_open.jpg









And no one believes this $#it. Just admit you aren't sure how to get the jibbity out...

Valiant 08-05-2013 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9859814)
Does anyone have experience with girls who squirt while having sex? I need to know how to protect my bed and still be able to have spontaneous sex. The last two girls I've slept with have done this and I'm worried about my bed.

You need a pillow top with a plastic bottom. Or. Just tape a tarp tight to the bed. Pillow top on top. Then wash afterwards.

Valiant 08-05-2013 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 9842960)
I had a full XL bed senior year of college. Other than being next to impossible to find appropriately-sized sheets for, it was a pretty good size for sharing, as long as neither party planned on sleeping much. That being said, I'm glad to have a queen now (as well as a larger bed).

On another note, the young lady who received the awesome bacon picture from me read the message and never even looked at my profile. Not sure what the hell else I can be expected to do.

I would see if she got the humor. Or she is a catfish and is posting your pic. Google a description of it.

patteeu 08-05-2013 11:22 AM

Get a waterproof liner to go under your sheets. http://www.overstock.com/Bedding-Bat...130805172208:s

Buck 08-05-2013 11:25 AM

Cool thanks.

Pasta Little Brioni 08-05-2013 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9859814)
Does anyone have experience with girls who squirt while having sex? I need to know how to protect my bed and still be able to have spontaneous sex. The last two girls I've slept with have done this and I'm worried about my bed.

Paging Hootie...

keg in kc 08-05-2013 04:17 PM

http://bedwettingstore.com/vinyl-cov...Fcbm7AodxDMALg

Fish 08-07-2013 03:32 PM

Finally!

http://www.glutenfreesingles.com/

Canofbier 08-07-2013 09:44 PM

Had a second date with a pretty cool girl tonight. I cooked her a fancy dinner and we watched Little Shop of Horrors huddled under a blanket. Romantic shit, right?

The interesting part: we met on Match, and it's tricky to convince someone to quit paying attention to/responding to all of the propositions she's getting. I'm thinking that I'll bring up the item of exclusivity next time around; three dates seems like a good deciding point, no?

Titty Meat 08-07-2013 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 9866669)
Had a second date with a pretty cool girl tonight. I cooked her a fancy dinner and we watched Little Shop of Horrors huddled under a blanket. Romantic shit, right?

The interesting part: we met on Match, and it's tricky to convince someone to quit paying attention to/responding to all of the propositions she's getting. I'm thinking that I'll bring up the item of exclusivity next time around; three dates seems like a good deciding point, no?

Did u get a handjob?


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