OK, here's my grandmother molesting me. I am wearing a Mizzou hat.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5149/assp.jpg

Later I donned some fashionable sunglasses as my cousin displayed his jelly rolls.

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And here I am discovering fire in my cowboy boots.

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Here I am singing somewhere in Scotland.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9700/choiru.jpg

ATHLETIC TEAM STAR ENCOUNTERS STONE DINOSAUR

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EXTREME ICE CREAM EATIN.' I'M ANGRY! ANGRY! Note the vintage blue and white suburban.

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The Numa Numa guy was tubby as shit as a kid.

Why are you climbing a tree like that with no pants on?

I WAS BORN
BORN FOR ADVENTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE

OK, here I am as Indiana Jones again. This is actually at some stupid trick house at Silver Dollar City. They had those funky mirrors, too.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/3602/lean.jpg

Here's me and Fatty McGee. I actually still have that hat. I would love to know what we were drinking.

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Here I am during my Cowboy phase.

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Wow that kid is fat.

Was he last seen on a TLC documentary about another half ton man?

Here's Fats Dominos Eater and I on a horsey go-round. I think I had a bout with reerunation.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2613/horseyu.jpg

We flash forward to high school and a later bout with reerunation.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5379/startrekx.jpg

We flash forward to my senior year. One of these things is not like the other.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9397/wtfg.jpg

DAMN IT. Who keeps moving the Epic Fail thread? Just kidding Claythan...everybody has the goofy kid years picture collection.

my buddy just sent a burb just like that to the junkyard a couple of weeks ago, the ugly ****er still ran enginewise

Redrum is charming.

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2434/redrrr.jpg

Most the trees we climbed as kids were still vertical. He's not climbing a tree. He's walking on a log.

NOTHING IS EVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, IS IT?!?!? :cuss:

Just wait until you finally con a woman into hanging out with you for more than an hour.

So how long did it take until you lost the accent?

... OR DID YOU?!