Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5521093)

Why don't you go out with her a few times. She gave you what you want, and now you should give her what she wants, which is to feel validated and good about herself. She probably likes you, and thought getting you in bed first would be the best way to date you.

Right?

And where the hell do you live? Cause here in the freaking Arkansas woods, chicks sure don't act like that. At least, not the ones with all of their teeth. They all want to get married and lose their virginity trying to get pregnant (at the age of 18 years and 1 day).

Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5521061)

Ah haaa! I guess I am, then... Cause I plan EVERYTHING in life. Not like draw it out or anything, but everything has an ulterior motive. And I am a psych student, so I tend to think there's an ulterior motive for everything.

Its easy for you girls to not have a plan... You all can have any guy you want! It just is never me... :-?

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 5521068)

So there's this girl, Veronica, (amazing ass) at work who split up with her long time b/f about 2 months ago and the bartender tells me that she (Veronica) has been telling her that she wants to **** me.
I have no problem having sex with a girl and remaining JUST friends, so I approached her and invited her out... She didn't have a lot of interest in going out but instead wanted to go straight to the house... **** beatin around the bush.
Fast forward to a couple days ago:
I'm over at her place and we're drinking and watching Brick (great movie). About halfway through the movie, I've had enough and decide to break the ice. We start making out and she grabs my hand and leads me back to her bedroom.... ZERO foreplay, straight to sex.
I leave in the morning.

When I see her at work (this past Saturday), she tries to avoid eye contact with me but has already told half of my co-workers that we slept together...
The night goes on with me pretending like nothing happened and all is normal. I'm talking to a couple of guys about this smokin' hot milf that's at the bar and Veronica overhears this and tells me "why don't you just go over there a **** her like you did me!" and then storms away.
I stand there, in the company of others, baffled. Veronica is in the bathroom getting emotional...

I work with her again tomorrow, so I'm hoping she'll be cool.

Don't dip your pen in company ink.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5521124)

Ha. Thanks for correcting my spelling for me.

Oh, girls plan just as much as guys. Or maybe that's just me. Hmmm. Maybe that's my problem.

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 5521120)

Wrong.
It was about sex. I thought we both understood and wanted it like that.
She told me before hand that she wasn't looking for anything serious.
If she wanted more than that, she shouldn't have been strolling around telling coworkers that she wanted to **** me.

I'm in Madison, Mississippi

Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5521079)

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OK?

Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5521143)

HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET A GIRL TO STROLL AROUND TELLING COWORKERS THAT SHE WANTS TO **** YOU!?!

I think I need to start working out. I heard some girls say they like guys with six-packs. I am all scrawny and ugly... I need to be all looking like Brad Pitt in Fight Club, and then I'll get the poonani.

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5521131)

Stop it!

You're acting like a pussy.

For chocolate Jesus sake you're taking sex/love advice from GOCHIEFS.

There have been others post here before, with this same schtick.

You're either moo, shygums, or eric bock reinvented.

Reach down to that patch where your scrotum is supposed to be, pat it firmly...if it hurts, remember you're an effing dude, and stop with the soap opera, cuddling, whining bullshit.

If you don't like the way things are moving, tell her you were looking for a piece of ass when you found her, and move on.

Enough already.

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 5521153)

How old are you?

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5521131)

Stop it!

You're acting like a pussy.

For chocolate Jesus sake you're taking sex/love advice from GOCHIEFS.

There have been others post here before, with this same schtick.

You're either moo, shygums, or eric bock reinvented.

Reach down to that patch where your scrotum is supposed to be, pat it firmly...if it hurts, remember you're an effing dude, and stop with the soap opera, cuddling, whining bullshit.

If you don't like the way things are moving, tell her you were looking for a piece of ass when you found her, and move on.

Enough already.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5521172)

Holy shit. I knew he reminded me of someone. I am so done with this conversation. If he's anything like Moooo, he's clueless.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5521172)

Holy shit. I knew he reminded me of someone. I am so done with this conversation. If he's anything like Moooo, he's clueless.

Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5521185)

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