Demarcus and Mario are going to kill your fancy schmancy quarterbacks.

I think I'm starting to understand how this alternate reality game works....

Note to self: Game creator is drafting defense.....

Also a daunting duo, but Randy Moss is like eight years older than the best receiver in the National Football League.

Dudes looooove running backs. I mean, I'll order a Greenville Marauders DeAngelo Williams jersey, but I'm still not taking a running back in the first two rounds of a draft like this.

The Scorps pm'ed me their pick, so Kyle Delexus is now up. PM sent.


Round 1
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Peyton Manning, QB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Matt Ryan, QB
3. Honolulu Hulas - Adrian Peterson, RB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Chris Johnson, RB
5. KC Kings - Tom Brady, QB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Michael Turner, RB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Joe Thomas, LT
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Larry Fitzgerald, WR
9. Cleveland Steamers - Drew Brees, QB
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Calvin Johnson, WR
11. Greenville Marauders - DeAngelo Williams, RB
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Matt Cassel, QB
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Ben Roethlisberger, QB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Phillip Rivers, QB
15. St. Louis Commodes - Andre Johnson, WR
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Demarcus Ware, OLB
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Patrick Willis, ILB
18. Washington DC Comics - Shawne "roidman" Merriman
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Tony Romo, QB

Round 2
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Brian Westbrook, RB
18. Washington DC Comics - Ed Reed
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Aaron Rodgers, QB
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Mario Williams, DE
15. St. Louis Commodes - Matt Forte, RB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Jared Allen, DE
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Roddy White, WR
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Will pick when they arrive.
11. Greenville Marauders- Jonathan Vilma, LB
10. Tuscon Tittie Twisters- Jay Cutler, QB
9. Cleveland Steamers - Randy Moss, WR
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Eli Manning, QB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Will pick when they arrive.
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Mathias Kiawanuka, DE

Cutler to C.Johnson!!!!

That's pretty flashy, but truthfully, if you put a cobra in the water near a Super-Manatee, it's no contest. Super-Manatee every time.

I'm excited I gambled and two of my top picks are there so I'm guaranteed at least one and if things go right maybe both.

This is a risky pick but

Round 1
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Peyton Manning, QB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Matt Ryan, QB
3. Honolulu Hulas - Adrian Peterson, RB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Chris Johnson, RB
5. KC Kings - Tom Brady, QB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Michael Turner, RB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Joe Thomas, LT
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Larry Fitzgerald, WR
9. Cleveland Steamers - Drew Brees, QB
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Calvin Johnson, WR
11. Greenville Marauders - DeAngelo Williams, RB
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Matt Cassel, QB
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Ben Roethlisberger, QB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Phillip Rivers, QB
15. St. Louis Commodes - Andre Johnson, WR
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Demarcus Ware, OLB
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Patrick Willis, ILB
18. Washington DC Comics - Shawne "roidman" Merriman
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Tony Romo, QB

Round 2
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Brian Westbrook, RB
18. Washington DC Comics - Ed Reed
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Aaron Rodgers, QB
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Mario Williams, DE
15. St. Louis Commodes - Matt Forte, RB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Jared Allen, DE
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Roddy White, WR
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Will pick when they arrive.
11. Greenville Marauders- Jonathan Vilma, LB
10. Tuscon Tittie Twisters- Jay Cutler, QB
9. Cleveland Steamers - Randy Moss, WR
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Eli Manning, QB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Will pick when they arrive.
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Mathias Kiawanuka, DE
5. Kansas City Kings - Osi Umenyiora, DE

I'm on my I phone so I cnt copy list but I will make my pick


The LA purple cobras take last year's deffensive MVP

Olb. James Harrison

Round 1
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Peyton Manning, QB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Matt Ryan, QB
3. Honolulu Hulas - Adrian Peterson, RB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Chris Johnson, RB
5. KC Kings - Tom Brady, QB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Michael Turner, RB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Joe Thomas, LT
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Larry Fitzgerald, WR
9. Cleveland Steamers - Drew Brees, QB
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Calvin Johnson, WR
11. Greenville Marauders - DeAngelo Williams, RB
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Matt Cassel, QB
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Ben Roethlisberger, QB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Phillip Rivers, QB
15. St. Louis Commodes - Andre Johnson, WR
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Demarcus Ware, OLB
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Patrick Willis, ILB
18. Washington DC Comics - Shawne "roidman" Merriman
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Tony Romo, QB

Round 2
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Brian Westbrook, RB
18. Washington DC Comics - Ed Reed
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Aaron Rodgers, QB
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Mario Williams, DE
15. St. Louis Commodes - Matt Forte, RB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Jared Allen, DE
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Roddy White, WR
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Will pick when they arrive.
11. Greenville Marauders- Jonathan Vilma, LB
10. Tuscon Tittie Twisters- Jay Cutler, QB
9. Cleveland Steamers - Randy Moss, WR
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Eli Manning, QB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Will pick when they arrive.
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Mathias Kiawanuka, DE
5. Kansas City Kings - Osi Umenyiora, DE
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - James Harrison OLB/DE

ok i pmd him hopefully we can keep this rolling

Round 1
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Peyton Manning, QB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Matt Ryan, QB
3. Honolulu Hulas - Adrian Peterson, RB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Chris Johnson, RB
5. KC Kings - Tom Brady, QB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Michael Turner, RB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Joe Thomas, LT
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Larry Fitzgerald, WR
9. Cleveland Steamers - Drew Brees, QB
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Calvin Johnson, WR
11. Greenville Marauders - DeAngelo Williams, RB
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Matt Cassel, QB
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Ben Roethlisberger, QB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Phillip Rivers, QB
15. St. Louis Commodes - Andre Johnson, WR
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Demarcus Ware, OLB
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Patrick Willis, ILB
18. Washington DC Comics - Shawne "roidman" Merriman
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Tony Romo, QB

Round 2
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Brian Westbrook, RB
18. Washington DC Comics - Ed Reed
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Aaron Rodgers, QB
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Mario Williams, DE
15. St. Louis Commodes - Matt Forte, RB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Jared Allen, DE
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Roddy White, WR
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Will pick when they arrive.
11. Greenville Marauders- Jonathan Vilma, LB
10. Tuscon Tittie Twisters- Jay Cutler, QB
9. Cleveland Steamers - Randy Moss, WR
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Eli Manning, QB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Will pick when they arrive.
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Mathias Kiawanuka, DE
5. Kansas City Kings - Osi Umenyiora, DE
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - James Harrison OLB/DE
3. Honolulu Hulas - Jerrod Mayo MLB

PM sent

Damn, I hate serpentine. And I really should have taken a defensive guy.

We are indeed having a certified run on defense right now.