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DeezNutz 08-05-2009 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5950032)
Hey, if you can't beat 'em...
Rim shot. Uhh...

wutamess 08-05-2009 12:43 PM
Actually, it'd be fun to text her... "when you gonna let me tap dat ass?"
That's the coolest thing on the internets now.

wild1 08-05-2009 12:49 PM
What? What are you waiting for?

Simply Red 08-05-2009 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 5950037)
Actually, it'd be fun to text her... "when you gonna let me tap dat ass?"
That's the coolest thing on the internets now.
ROFL

wutamess 08-05-2009 12:55 PM
:grovel: PLEASE DO IT and see what happens.
I doubt you fuggitup.
Just play it off as a joke if she responds crazy.

PLEASE!
I'd do it if I was out there... but I'm crazy like that.
However, she'll love your brute honesty

Simply Red 08-05-2009 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 5950071)
:grovel: PLEASE DO IT and see what happens.
I doubt you fuggitup.
Just play it off as a joke if she responds crazy.

PLEASE!
I'd do it if I was out there... but I'm crazy like that.
However, she'll love your brute honesty
can't. I'm good friends w/ her roomy. I DEFINITELY don't wanna screw that up. LOL, otherwise I DEFINITELY would.

I think i'm going to ask her to come over and leave it at that.

wutamess 08-05-2009 01:00 PM
Well just ask her what her big plans are for the weekend. TODAY (as in NOW).

Simply Red 08-05-2009 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by wild1 (Post 5950053)
What? What are you waiting for?
my neighbor and her man to leave tomorrow to Charleston, that's what.

sedated 08-05-2009 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5950088)
my neighbor and her man to leave tomorrow to Charleston, that's what.
are you under the impression that the second you text her she's going to come running to your door?

sedated 08-05-2009 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 5950037)
Actually, it'd be fun to text her... "when you gonna let me tap dat ass?"
it doesn't work :D

the people in that thread are liars

Simply Red 08-05-2009 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5950094)
are you under the impression that the second you text her she's going to come running to your door?
Yes, I am the 'Alpha-Male'

Simply Red 08-05-2009 01:08 PM
I could ask her for a late night swim

wutamess 08-05-2009 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5950111)
I could ask her for a late night swim
Unless she has a not scared to sound needy guy already with her.

Text her now just to get a conversation started... This weekend you can text her to come over.

Stop being a GoChiefs.
You're going to let a prime opp get away. All over your anticipated stupidity in the waiting game.

Consistent1 08-05-2009 01:13 PM
Hey SR. I have not read this whole deal. The parts that I did read included a reference to you going to meetings at at least one point. You do remember begging for prayers and all that crap recently AGAIN, right? There were a bunch of people trying to give you good advice even after going through this before. Pussy is good, we can all agree on that. You seem to be the type of guy sitting in a meeting thinking this chick is an easy lay, after all she drinks too much. If your mind is on that, forget about it. Go out to a bar and drink and get laid. If you are serious about being sober, forget the piece of ass for awhile. I also have some knowledge about those things, but I did not waste my time trying to reassure you when you were down for a day or two.

Simply Red 08-05-2009 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Consistent1 (Post 5950129)
Hey SR. I have not read this whole deal. The parts that I did read included a reference to you going to meetings at at least one point. You do remember begging for prayers and all that crap recently AGAIN, right? There were a bunch of people trying to give you good advice even after going through this before. Pussy is good, we can all agree on that. You seem to be the type of guy sitting in a meeting thinking this chick is an easy lay, after all she drinks too much. If your mind is on that, forget about it. Go out to a bar and drink and get laid. If you are serious about being sober, forget the piece of ass for awhile. I also have some knowledge about those things, but I did not waste my time trying to reassure you when you were down for a day or two.

well, first of all thanks. I don't really know how to reply to this, but, I'm not sure she drinks a lot, but, i'm positive if she did/does, when/if we do hook up, i'll deal w/ it. I WILL NOT drink though, that much, I'm sure of.


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