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Saccopoo 09-25-2009 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by SDChiefs (Post 6108440)
You forgot the rednecks and incest and polygamy with children.
That's Texas and Arizona. I haven't met many, if any, Rednecks out here in Utah, even when you get into the sticks. And there are a lot more polygamist camps in places like Idaho, Arizona, Texas and the like.

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Yeah sounds like a helluva place to be. In San Diego, we have all that within a 2 hour drive. And much, much more. Except the whole competitive college sports because, well, we have PRO teams. So you can have your little college teams. But come to think of it. We do have USC and UCLA. But im sure the UTES make them quiver in their boots.
Nice try. But USC and UCLA ain't from San Diego. SDSU is though. They're pretty good, right? And when I think about it, it seems to me that UCLA has gotten the absolute shit kicked out of it the last couple times it played the Utah college teams. As a San Diegoian making a claim for LA college teams to be his, I'd think you'd be more aware of the recent history between them.

Anyway, I like San Diego. It's a nice town. The zoo is overrated though.

Demonpenz 09-25-2009 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Fritz88 (Post 6108506)
I know I am going to get killed over this but any Star Wars movie is horrible. I'd rather watch J. Russell throw darts at Gonzo's bare chest than watching Star Wars.
I know opinions shouldn't be wrong, but yours is. Empire strikes back is a masterpiece

KCWolfman 09-25-2009 01:48 PM
Starship Troopers - Let's put together a crappy jumpy story line from one of the greatest sci-fi novels ever written. Then let's get bad actors. Make them hot actors/actresses and get a lot of blood and explosions to take the audiences mind off the fact that we just stole 7 bucks from each of them and call it a movie.

Last scene - Have camera fall back off the giant monster tied down and surrounded by hundreds of armed troops. Pan left to Doogie Howser who is setting up a mental link with the monster by touching it. Have Doogie say "It's afraid!" followed by soldiers cheers.

It's afraid? Really? Pure genius.

KCWolfman 09-25-2009 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 6107340)
The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen?

Here's my top five right off the top of my head:

1. Crank
- And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit.
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Statham, good?

You must have missed "In the Name of the King", "Transporter 3", "Chaos", etc etc

KCWolfman 09-25-2009 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 6108511)
I know opinions shouldn't be wrong, but yours is. Empire strikes back is a masterpiece
Kirshner should have directed much much more for Lucas. We wouldn't have Ewoks and Jar Jar with Kirshner. At least they wouldn't live at the end of the films.

Demonpenz 09-25-2009 01:53 PM
UTAH has no night life and had john stockton
fail

Demonpenz 09-25-2009 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by KCWolfman (Post 6108519)
Kirshner should have directed much much more for Lucas. We wouldn't have Ewoks and Jar Jar with Kirshner. At least they wouldn't live at the end of the films.

i pretend those movies don't exist. I am casual star wars fan with some knowledge of it. Like I know twin Ion engine and shit like that, but not in love with it. Darth Vader is my favorite bad guy all time. I make too many dumbass threads, someone make a "favorite bad guy poll!"

Saccopoo 09-25-2009 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Fritz88 (Post 6108506)
I know I am going to get killed over this but any Star Wars movie is horrible. I'd rather watch J. Russell throw darts at Gonzo's bare chest than watching Star Wars.
From the New World encyclopedia of what the appropriate punishment is for people who say they don't like The Empire Strikes Back (at least in England):

To be drawn and quartered was the penalty ordained in England for the crime of treason for not appreciating Episode V of the original Star Wars trilogy. It is considered by many to be the epitome of cruel punishment, and was reserved for the crime of treason against haters of Star Wars as this was deemed more heinous than murder and other capital offenses. The grisly punishment included the drawing of the convicted to the gallows, often by horse, the hanging of the body until near death, disembowelment and castration, followed by the beheading of the body, and finally the quartering of the corpse, or the division of the bodily remnants into four pieces. The punishment was carried out in public, with the ridicule of the crowd adding to the criminal's suffering.

SDChiefs 09-25-2009 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Fritz88 (Post 6108506)
I know I am going to get killed over this but any Star Wars movie is horrible. I'd rather watch J. Russell throw darts at Gonzo's bare chest than watching Star Wars.
Blasphemy!

Saccopoo 09-25-2009 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 6108520)
UTAH has no night life and had john stockton
fail
Au contraire mon frere. SLC's nightlife is actually quite good. There are numerous places where you can go see a very good band on any night of the week and it's fast and easy to get to just about every place in the valley. Kicks the shit out of Overland Park, and beats the drive to Westport all day long. And John Stockton was the best point guard to play in the NBA. Ever. So there. Pfffft.

JohnnyV13 09-25-2009 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by KCWolfman (Post 6108512)
Starship Troopers - Let's put together a crappy jumpy story line from one of the greatest sci-fi novels ever written. Then let's get bad actors. Make them hot actors/actresses and get a lot of blood and explosions to take the audiences mind off the fact that we just stole 7 bucks from each of them and call it a movie.

Last scene - Have camera fall back off the giant monster tied down and surrounded by hundreds of armed troops. Pan left to Doogie Howser who is setting up a mental link with the monster by touching it. Have Doogie say "It's afraid!" followed by soldiers cheers.

It's afraid? Really? Pure genius.
Actually, Starship Troopers isn't close to the worst. That distinction is reserved for Starship Troopers, 2, 3, and I believe IV.

KCWolfman 09-25-2009 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 6108522)
i pretend those movies don't exist. I am casual star wars fan with some knowledge of it. Like I know twin Ion engine and shit like that, but not in love with it. Darth Vader is my favorite bad guy all time. I make too many dumbass threads, someone make a "favorite bad guy poll!"
He was mine until I saw the prequels.

Not knowing who he was made him all the more evil and mysterious.

SDChiefs 09-25-2009 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 6108509)
That's Texas and Arizona. I haven't met many, if any, Rednecks out here in Utah, even when you get into the sticks. And there are a lot more polygamist camps in places like Idaho, Arizona, Texas and the like.



Nice try. But USC and UCLA ain't from San Diego. SDSU is though. They're pretty good, right? And when I think about it, it seems to me that UCLA has gotten the absolute shit kicked out of it the last couple times it played the Utah college teams. As a San Diegoian making a claim for LA college teams to be his, I'd think you'd be more aware of the recent history between them.

Anyway, I like San Diego. It's a nice town. The zoo is overrated though.
No. Every story I hear about that is from UTAH. Never claimed they were San Diego teams. If you go back and read my post. I said within a 2 hr drive. Last I checked LA is 100 miles unless its moved drastically since 2 weeks ago when I was there. But we do have UCSD which is one of the highest rated schools in the country academically. And SDSU has one of the highest rates of STDs in the country. So there. LOL. The Zoo is one of the best in the world. I have been to several other zoos in several other states and they are animals behind bars. Yay. Did you get a chance to check out the Wild Animal Park?

KCWolfman 09-25-2009 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by JohnnyV13 (Post 6108538)
Actually, Starship Troopers isn't close to the worst. That distinction is reserved for Starship Troopers, 2, 3, and I believe IV.
At least they weren't sold as feature blockbusters!!

I was lied to. I still demand my money back.

Demonpenz 09-25-2009 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 6108535)
Au contraire mon frere. SLC's nightlife is actually quite good. There are numerous places where you can go see a very good band on any night of the week and it's fast and easy to get to just about every place in the valley. Kicks the shit out of Overland Park, and beats the drive to Westport all day long. And John Stockton was the best point guard to play in the NBA. Ever. So there. Pfffft.
I have seen slc punk, that is what i imagine utah to be. Who the hell has heard of the utah scene, of course you think it's good, just imagine a place like KC where we alone get GARTH ****ING BROOKS!


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