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lcarus 10-04-2011 11:05 PM
Remember that Witchboard movie with Tawny Kitaen?

Hammock Parties 10-04-2011 11:18 PM
JEHOVAH DISPROVES

http://www.watchtower.org/e/20020122a/article_01.htm

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What does this tell us? That if a person wants to escape the clutches of the demons, he or she must destroy all paraphernalia related to satanic worship!

This includes all books, magazines, posters, comic books, videos, amulets (items worn for "protection"), and demonistic material downloaded from the Internet. (Deuteronomy 7:25, 26)

Discard any paraphernalia that might be used in divination, such as crystal balls or Ouija boards. Also, get rid of music or videos that feature satanic themes.

FAX 10-05-2011 02:32 AM
At the risk of summoning an annoying spirit being intent on devouring my soul or, alternatively, assuring an eternity roasting over a fire tended by evil midgets, I whipped out the old Ouija board and asked the little, flat fella one simple question; "Oh, Ouija board ... hear me nah ... who is the worst quarterback in the history of the entire Universe?"

The planchette began to move and, with no discernible hesitation, the answer was spelled out; M.A.T.T.H.E.W.B.R.E.N.N.A.N.C.A.S.S.E.L. I found this odd, since no one involved in the strange experiment was consciously aware of knowing Cassel's middle name. Apparently, even those who dwell in the most, remote, ethereal dimensions are aware of our plight.

FAX

Pioli Zombie 10-05-2011 04:10 AM
Cassel tried an Ouija board once. He moved toward one letter then when he felt resistance he froze for a second, moved back the other way, started to swirl in a panic and finally pushed himself off the board and off the table.

Iconic 10-05-2011 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 7968538)
your mother loves my penis and wants to have a personal relationship with it forever.

see how that works? doesn't mean your mother really exists, but I can play word games all day.
But my moder is real. And you do have a penis. I think.





JESUS IS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. REPENT YOU HEATHEN.

loochy 10-05-2011 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Iconic (Post 7969154)
But my moder is real. And you do have a penis. I think.





JESUS IS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. REPENT YOU HEATHEN.
Nut mult?

Iconic 10-05-2011 09:21 AM
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Nut mult?
That guy doesn't even know what 'Iconic' means...ROFLROFL



No I'm Hank Williams Jr. You Gotta Problum You Nazi Loving Bitchhhh.

loochy 10-05-2011 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Iconic (Post 7969197)
That guy doesn't even know what 'Iconic' means...ROFLROFL



No I'm Hank Williams Jr. You Gotta Problum You Nazi Loving Bitchhhh.
Rawr! You are more feisty than Nut, that's for sure.

DMAC 10-05-2011 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 7969205)
Rawr! You are more feisty than Nut, that's for sure.
Hey Spatula, check your Mattel product and see if Iconic and loochy are gonna have "relations".


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