Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9836225)

you can buy a double cheeseburger for a dollar.

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9836262)

I should clarify that the kitten is not about to be crushed by a giant falling cheeseburger. Everything is good.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9836269)

Where have you been hiding this important information?

Originally Posted by bogey (Post 9836272)

So, no kittens were hurt during the making of that post?

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9836294)

I thought you knew.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9836299)

Well, considering you posted a single patty cheeseburger above, I'm going to presume that you are full of poo.

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9836318)

That's just a conceptual cheeseburger. You have to imagine the other patty.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9836323)

Imagination isn't my strong suit. Perhaps reviewing some readily-available porn will get the juices flowing.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9836323)

Imagination isn't my strong suit. Perhaps reviewing some readily-available porn will get the juices flowing.

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9836342)

Gosh, it's hard to find cheeseburger porn, but I think this might be an orgy.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...nmamtP8PlwVHHg

And incidentally, if you google "cheeseburger porn", the first picture that shows up on my computer (woman on a kitchen counter) really does meet both criteria.

Originally Posted by bogey (Post 9836198)

In the beginning, the wife was thrilled that I quit smoking and drinking. Now, it's probably just another day. That's not the case for the one that quit. Not a day has gone by that I haven't talked myself out of having a drink. I shouldn't expect anyone to pat me on the back, it's no ones problem except mine. I know I'm supposed to be doing this for myself, not others. Were I not trying to save my marriage, I would go home tonight and fix myself a nice cold Martini, sit in my back yard light up a cigarette and I would be in heaven. 3 months, 2 weeks, 5 days without smoking. Day 18 without booze. I'm very happy.

Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 9836353)

Keep up the good fight sir. It will be worth it.

What are you doing with the extra money from not buying booze/tobacco? Maybe you can buy yourself something as a reward to keep yourself going.

Originally Posted by bogey (Post 9836375)

As a matter of fact. Last week-end I bought myself a new air compressor and this week-end I'm getting a new palm sander. Tonight, I'm going to buy myself a double cheeseburger.

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 9836502)

Treat yourself! Good to see you doing well.