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Titty Meat

11-30-2017 01:44 AM

Barnett is a weirdo bet he sits outside my work in his van and jerks off.

St. Patty's Fire

11-30-2017 01:55 AM

Thanks for asking!

Every shit is an ermergency, by the way.

cooper barrett

11-30-2017 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Scooter Libby (Post 13249212)

Barnett is a weirdo bet he sits outside my work in his van and jerks off.

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George Liquor

12-03-2017 08:49 PM

I hurt my back Friday at work, the pills I'm taking have me backed up really bad.

I haven't taken a dump since Friday. Hell, i even had taco bell over the weekend.

Simply Red

03-26-2020 07:10 PM

I've had to shit all day - I have been holding it for the main event - it's going to be like a MMA pay per view fight, shitting, once i make it to the restroom

Kman34

03-26-2020 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 14870347)

I've had to shit all day - I have been holding it for the main event - it's going to be like a MMA pay per view fight, shitting, once i make it to the restroom

I've been lucky lately.. Clean breakers... One wipe.. No TP wasted..

Simply Red

03-26-2020 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Kman34 (Post 14870375)

I've been lucky lately.. Clean breakers... One wipe.. No TP wasted..

one wipe wonders? very nice brother, very proud we're friends.

mdchiefsfan

03-26-2020 07:24 PM

This whole scenario has thrown my diet waaaay off. More frozen foods because dickheads want to over-purchase. Needless to say, my BMs aren’t as satisfactory as they were in Feb.

LiveSteam

03-26-2020 07:24 PM

Nice..
I had a magnificent shit when I got home from work today
Its the weirdest thing though.
Its like my shit knows when we're 2 blocks from home.
Spend all day on the job sites and never have to clench my butt cheeks. But as soon as I turn onto Mockingbird Drive. Its a 300 yard race to the driveway and then into the house and onto the toilet. Barely making it everytime.

LiveSteam

03-26-2020 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by mdchiefsfan (Post 14870381)

This whole scenario has thrown my diet waaaay off. More frozen foods because dickheads want to over-purchase. Needless to say, my BMs aren’t as satisfactory as they were in Feb.

Shoot a couple Robbins out of tree and fry up the breast meat.

It'll fix your stools as good as ever.

LiveSteam

03-26-2020 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kman34 (Post 14870375)

I've been lucky lately.. Clean breakers... One wipe.. No TP wasted..

What's your secret?
Id like to add it to my book of prepping

mdchiefsfan

03-26-2020 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by LiveSteam (Post 14870387)

Shoot a couple Robbins out of tree and fry up the breast meat.

It'll fix your stools as good as ever.

If I have to keep using TP at the rate I am, I just may.

Luckily I’m in a hotel for the moment; however, even they are getting stingy with the goods.

TLO	03-26-2020 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 14870347)

I've had to shit all day - I have been holding it for the main event - it's going to be like a MMA pay per view fight, shitting, once i make it to the restroom

Looking forward to hearing of your results.

:usa:

Megatron96

03-26-2020 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11119823)

Just wondering how your BM's are going. Please let us know if you're having any complications, please share - also indicate any and all clean-breakers too.

Lately I've had the poo balls that look like they were put in a turd mold and vacuum packed to the final turd shape..

I bought some Raisin Bran tonight - so I'm looking forward to the relief and thorough poos in the days to come.

Please share any updated poop stories for 11/2014

Thank you in advance.

Actually since they closed the bars, or rather the bars voluntarily closed I guess, I haven't been drinking much, and since all the restaurants have closed their dine-in areas, I'm not going out for lunch much either. So my turds have become much more consistent both in regularity as well as size and shape. I've lost 10 lbs. just in the last two weeks. I'm getting healthier.

Who'da thunk?

eDave

03-26-2020 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by TLO (Post 14870402)

Looking forward to hearing of your results.

:usa:

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