Sweet Daddy Hate |
11-20-2016 02:22 AM |
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Originally Posted by splatbass
(Post 12563785)
You don't seem to know that the object of football is to win. If you win then the objective has been met, regardless of where the offense or defense is ranked. This season we have met the objective 7 out of 9 games. In the real world that is good. Very good.
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Let me put this in a very easy to understand statistical comparison.
This, is the Kansas City Roster comprised of everyone except Andy Reid and Alex Smith:
http://previews.123rf.com/images/jir...bbq-bottle.jpg
Yep, there's no brand(s), but that's not what we're looking for, are we? No, what we are looking for is that legit set-up; all spices and cookery goodness encased in the only acceptable material for authentic barbecue sauce:
Glass.
By contrast, this is your visual statistic for Andy and Alex:
http://savingsangel.com/wp-content/u..._BBQ-sauce.jpg
Eewww.....
Two "flavors", the same generic color and texture, loaded with preservatives, dyes, and probably roach anuses. Worst of all? Packaged in inferior plastic. A sure fire giveaway that these "sauces", while possibly suited for glazing week-dead Zebra testicles for the needs of satisfying starving Ethiopians in the brush, have no place at the American competitive table and/or assembly.
The good news:
Your kitchen has enough "A-Team" to cover up the "taste" of your Zebra-glaze.
The bad news:
However, you're still going to eat those sun-dried Zebra balls and just when you least expect or want it, you'll be swallowing a mouthful of roach anuses as your plastic bottles melt under the intense, heated pressure of upper echelon playoff appearances.
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