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ShortRoundChief 02-22-2020 07:50 AM

If I were you I’d go stand next to your pool and loudly say “swiper no swiping.”

I think that would fix it.

CarlosCarson27 02-22-2020 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravedigger (Post 14561481)
Global Warming.

Darn, someone already made the joke

ptlyon 02-22-2020 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mahomes_Is_God (Post 14807764)
Based off of the OP's description of the incident, I'm 100% convinced that the culprit was a parched Sasquach roaming about. Bigfeet commonly enjoy consuming water from rivers or springs, but often times when they are driven away from their natural habitat they may resort to drinking from swimming pools or various other sources of water.

Holy shit, we have a state of emergency on our hands

Monticore 02-22-2020 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 14808036)
Holy shit, we have a state of emergency on our hands

I think you could easily find out who drank his water by tasting any feces within a 4 block radius around the pool for hints of chlorine with a priority on diarrhea.

Monti

ptlyon 02-22-2020 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Monticore (Post 14808059)
I think you could easily find out who drank his water by tasting any feces within a 4 block radius around the pool for hints of chlorine with a priority on diarrhea.

Monti

Thanks for the tip, but next time I see a Sasquach, I'll just ask

Monticore 02-22-2020 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 14808069)
Thanks for the tip, but next time I see a Sasquach, I'll just ask

have your tried Twitter?

Monti

ptlyon 02-22-2020 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Monticore (Post 14808096)
have your tried Twitter?

Monti

Don't twit myself

Monticore 02-22-2020 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 14808118)
Don't twit myself

keeping your digital footprint small makes it harder for Sasquatch to track you, smart.

ptlyon 02-22-2020 01:40 PM

Can't be too careful these days

Chiefs4TheWin 02-22-2020 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 14807762)
God damn you. I saw this was bumped and was hoping it had been updated.

Gah me too! Such cruelty!

TripleThreat 02-22-2020 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by srvy (Post 14807739)
Any updates or does the mission continue?

Yeah, my pool was leaking water. :cuss:

Frazod 02-22-2020 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by TripleThreat (Post 14808142)
Yeah, my pool was leaking water. :cuss:

BORING! :harumph:

Jewish Rabbi 02-22-2020 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by TripleThreat (Post 14808142)
Yeah, my pool was leaking water. :cuss:

I know a foolproof way to find the leak. Get Mahomo, nickhead, and UChieffy in the pool at the same time and then throw a toaster in there.

KurtCobain 02-22-2020 02:46 PM

This was not the update I was hoping for. Two out of five stars, would not participate again.

srvy 02-22-2020 03:17 PM

Now I am sorry for the bump.


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