I guess we moved to a new location

since OJ visits his daughter about a mile from me. I’m realllyyy at risk. :(

It's a sign...get out of that business!! Your father (if he's around) will be overjoyed...

Both my girls were sick this week. Constant vomiting which they passed to me. Had to use a sick day at work today. May have to tomorrow as well. My first sick day since last February. No vomiting for me yet but a lot of toilet abuse.

Shits and giggles


The retail stores were a madhouse today.

Told you mother ****ers to wash your ASS

I got out to Target close to my house and the liquor was surprisingly untouched. Got my wife some Claws and myself some Busch Light and handle of vodka for good measure. This Target is under construction currently and was really running pretty low on folks. Got there about 3pm. Toilet paper and cleaners were wiped out though. The only booze I noticed that was crushed was the Tito's and some boxed wine. Everything else looked alright. Grocery section has been ransacked as far as dairy and meat go, but I didn't need any of that.

Told your mother to wash hers.

I only wipe my ass with live bats I keep for soup. Something about the possibility of rabies and corona all in one animal really does it for me.

Wow, that was like a whole month ago.

Old people die from stuff like this, doesn't take much to tip them over.

Made the rounds this morning. Line forming before open at Aldis, people wheeling out flats of cleaning product and bottled water at Home Depot, small Latino corner stores getting decimated by panicked moms. I went in looking for pinto bean seasoning, gone.

I doubt there's a roll of TP on any shelf in Chicago right now. When you see people walking out of the store with nothing in hand, there's no TP there.

no TP at the 3 major stores i go to in SE Kansas. Aldi's had no fresh (prepack) hamburger. i've never seen that, they were limiting canned goods to 4 per person.

dogs sleeping with cats stuff.

stay safe friends.

Why are there no sports or concerts when there are hundreds of mafks at a time squeezed into the grocery stores? What's the difference? Makes no sense!!!