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BWillie 06-25-2024 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 17563734)
Fat chicks > Gen Z women > Millennial women at the blowjobs.

Fat chicks are the best cuz they hungry

penguinz 06-25-2024 05:05 PM

Doesn't matter how big, little, age, etc... All that matters is if she has a gag reflex and can she power through it if she does.

Katipan 06-25-2024 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by penguinz (Post 17563780)
Doesn't matter how big, little, age, etc... All that matters is if she has a gag reflex and can she power through it if she does.

If you dangle her head off the bed you bypass all gag reflexes and she can still watch TV.

loochy 06-25-2024 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 17563795)
If you dangle her head off the bed you bypass all gag reflexes and she can still watch TV.

But then you have to turn the tv upside down

Rain Man 06-25-2024 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 17563337)
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Is her superpower making things slippery?

I can actually see that being a legitimate superpower if it applies to things like roads and guns and those plunger things that set off loads of dynamite.

Eureka 06-25-2024 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 17563795)
If you dangle her head off the bed you bypass all gag reflexes and she can still watch TV.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/wiQ9N...=200w.gif&ct=g

PatMahomesIsGod 06-26-2024 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 17563795)
If you dangle her head off the bed you bypass all gag reflexes and she can still watch TV.

I wouldn’t say bypass.

More like reduce the gag reflex.

BigRedChief 06-26-2024 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by MarkDavis'Haircut (Post 17561378)
Apparently, it is a false story.

But I wouldn't blame the school for firing her.

You think she's the only female teacher in the school that gives blowjobs?

So, you think or are in favor of her being fired for giving blowjobs?

KCJake 06-26-2024 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 17560836)
Every time I see a video like this I laugh my ass off and thank God that everyone didn't carry a camera when I was that age.

Can you imagine the conversation shes going to have when she has kids. Mommy....I seen a video of you from long ago....what does hawk Tua mean? Well little Sally...I gave birth to you but swallowed your brothers...be grateful I didn't just spit on that thang when I met daddy.

Her legacy will always be about her "spittin' on that thang"

That 10 second clip will prob buy her a new house and a new car

MarkDavis'Haircut 06-26-2024 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 17564399)
You think she's the only female teacher in the school that gives blowjobs?

So, you think or are in favor of her being fired for giving blowjobs?

No.

I don't care what she does but if she wants to brag about it in public then it is understandable why a preschool or a school wouldn't want that associated with them.

Megatron96 06-27-2024 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MarkDavis'Haircut (Post 17564550)
No.

I don't care what she does but if she wants to brag about it in public then it is understandable why a preschool or a school wouldn't want that associated with them.



Really? That's all it takes now, is it? Just say something a little off-color, risqué, a little sexual innuendo, and that's it, you're fired? Is that what we've come to as Americans? Come on, we can do better than that, or are we all supposed to become Karens over every little thing some kid says in front of a phone?

Let's try to remember that she didn't say (or do) anything illegal/immoral. She wasn't at work, surrounded by a bunch of little kids. She was on vacation, probably walking back to her room or whatever after having a few drinks with friends at a bar, and some schmo stopped her and asked her a question while she was obviously intoxicated.

And she responded with something that, let's be honest now, was supposed to be a joke. It's not like she knew that it was going to become as big as it did. And I don't believe that people should have to be that careful about what they say on the street.

JC, even in Japan, the land of uber polite and careful public behavior, they allow people a little leeway when they're drunk.



Bottom line, I don't see any part of that being grounds for firing her.

PatMahomesIsGod 06-27-2024 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Megatron96 (Post 17566923)
Really? That's all it takes now, is it? Just say something a little off-color, risqué, a little sexual innuendo, and that's it, you're fired? Is that what we've come to as Americans? Come on, we can do better than that, or are we all supposed to become Karens over every little thing some kid says in front of a phone?

Let's try to remember that she didn't say (or do) anything illegal/immoral. She wasn't at work, surrounded by a bunch of little kids. She was on vacation, probably walking back to her room or whatever after having a few drinks with friends at a bar, and some schmo stopped her and asked her a question while she was obviously intoxicated.

And she responded with something that, let's be honest now, was supposed to be a joke. It's not like she knew that it was going to become as big as it did. And I don't believe that people should have to be that careful about what they say on the street.

JC, even in Japan, the land of uber polite and careful public behavior, they allow people a little leeway when they're drunk.



Bottom line, I don't see any part of that being grounds for firing her.

Lotta judgy bitches these days willing to hand out scarlet A’s for slightly scandalous conduct.

Katipan 06-27-2024 11:08 PM

Mommy, my teacher says you should spit on dad's penis.

Gtfo.

Rain Man 06-28-2024 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by KCJake (Post 17564547)
That 10 second clip will prob buy her a new house and a new car

This is just me being an old guy who doesn't understand how social media is monetized, but how does she actually monetize this?

Does she get some sort of pay for a ton of YouTube videos. Somebody else published those, I think. I know she's selling T-shirts and stuff but how much money will that produce? And how fast did she have to get stuff like that in place? I don't know how this works, so I want to be ready if I ever make some sort of clever statement and go viral.

MarkDavis'Haircut 06-28-2024 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Megatron96 (Post 17566923)
Really? That's all it takes now, is it? Just say something a little off-color, risqué, a little sexual innuendo, and that's it, you're fired? Is that what we've come to as Americans? Come on, we can do better than that, or are we all supposed to become Karens over every little thing some kid says in front of a phone?

Let's try to remember that she didn't say (or do) anything illegal/immoral. She wasn't at work, surrounded by a bunch of little kids. She was on vacation, probably walking back to her room or whatever after having a few drinks with friends at a bar, and some schmo stopped her and asked her a question while she was obviously intoxicated.

And she responded with something that, let's be honest now, was supposed to be a joke. It's not like she knew that it was going to become as big as it did. And I don't believe that people should have to be that careful about what they say on the street.

JC, even in Japan, the land of uber polite and careful public behavior, they allow people a little leeway when they're drunk.



Bottom line, I don't see any part of that being grounds for firing her.

Well, it has always depended on someone's job or role. If she is a teacher, then yeah, the conduct standards are going to be tougher. It is no different than athletes getting cut or staying on the team. The backup has less leeway than the star QB.

Would I fire her? No. Do I understand why a school would take that stance? Yes. Teachers are going to be held to a higher standard of conduct. Folks act differently when people work with kids. That's how it goes.


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