Like what

like constantly crying about girls and seeking approval

http://www.uncommonhelp.me/articles/...king-approval/

You must be pretty ****ing stupid if you can't get laid.

Being stupid actually makes it easier.

You slaying any hood rats smelly??

how you been ztop?

Unless youre just not very good looking, just use online dating places. If you arent and have a good personality then you will have the best luck dazzling drunk girls with temporarily lower standards at a bar.

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This ****ing dude. LMAO

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Yes.

Maybe he finally got that chin implant? It's the only thing that was stopping him from banging fifty chicks a week.

That's very true advice.

If your really good looking, tall, and have great charm then you can really go after those quite shy type of women who never get laid. Ones who are dying to spill all their silver dollars and say things like "I've never done that before".

My favorite is the older broken milf who was married to the same guy since HS and now finds herself single. Take'em out on a fun date, win their trust and they will go wild if you lead them to it. I once gave one a piggy back ride to the car as we where leaving the casino and she couldn't remember the last time she had one(I asked her). She was melted butter in my hand after that. Try it sometime on a date. Something as simple as a piggyback ride can do you wonders on opening up some fun/laughter.

Thanks for discuss. I've found the women kind enjoy structure jaw. No curve to fight makes them for the night.

So THAT’S the origin of the piggyback ride…..

I swear I posted that this was a classic thread but the obvious mult who bumped it needed to be banned.

I guess Sailor Jerry is less my friend than Wild Turkey. WTF ever, Bowser was on top of it.

It works so well he had to buy his wife from Asia!

SO glad it wasn't just me who sniffed a turd

Hahahahaha

I love this thread

I've gone from giving OP advice to get laid to a grey haired dad

You’re old.

Get off my lawn you queer

There was this place in Columbia called D Rowe's, just south of the MU football field.

All of us called it Cougars. It's a restaurant/bar in the nice country club part of town where lonely horny Dr/Lawyer wives like to socialize/drink and pickup college guys.

If you wanted/needed to get laid, you just go there and you had about a 90% chance of getting laid.

Fun times...

Did this bundle of sticks ever get laid or was he just a mult?

Had a place just like that called The Barbershop back in New Jersey. 20 year old guys and 30-40 year old women who were horndogs out for a lay.

It was a perfect match :LOL:

I do. Alot of dudes on CP dont but I do

Finger on the pulse, finger on the puss.


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Sooooo…..did you ever get laid?


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hell yeah double B!

Totally different world for everyone's social lives now.

I can't believe online dating is such a thing now. I'm old. :sulk:

There's at least 53 men getting some right now.

...but it's starting to look a bit criminal.

This guy is a total loser. LMAO

May you find plenty of beautiful women and deep conversation in the city of your next team. RIP.

well played sir, well played.

I'm not sure how pandemic unemployment assistance would reel in the ladies, but I guess everyone has their own strategies.

Why are we just randomly bumping an old thread just to give a guy shit?

Because he just posted that he's deleting his account and finding a new team to root for.

I think you're missing punctuation...

Correct.

Ah. **** him then.

Punctuation is fine, Bearcat.

Because it is fun.

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Found it. Remember xztop?

IT has to be in the hall of classics.

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Yeah. He still posts here.

Bring back Hootie lol

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Still not missed

Why were you looking for this?
.i love this thread though.

Find a hooker, that way you get what you want without the headache.

There is also the option of getting a tranny to blow him behind the bar like one of the posters around here did. Then made a thread that was glorious

I happened to see him post in a Denver chief thread and reminded me.

Secondly why not. Don't worry I'm not trying to move in on your turf or anything.

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Hall of Classics nomination for sure.

I’ll admit to being a bit surprised that this isn’t already in the HOC.

The guy still posts, so I'm mostly curious if he's gotten laid yet.

Did he ever get a chin job?

Didn't he post on a million other boards too?

Or rid of the kink in his cock?

Can you post those videos again? I cant believe I missed the videos

This was from a surveillance cam outside of Kelly's

https://i.imgur.com/t3zk6ND.jpg

Dude can play Montgomery Burns in a live-action Simpsons movie. The side profiles are eerily similar.

I'm pretty funny.