hawt

Thats sweet but weird.

there are few things hotter than long brown hair.

especially when viewed from behind.

Do the Hispanic then when you go out for smokes do the White chick. That hour drive should be more than enough recovery time.

He has a thing for Cousin Itt, so that view was very appealing.

**** I should show him my pubes then.

I don't know if he's ready for the rain forest.

you mean the darker one..

hah, joke lang

I say you take a shot and show us all your pubes.

The critters living in there are shy.

Again....

Man up. Grab a condom and a bottle of raid.

voting for the 2nd option

Thats the correct choice.

This bodes well for your posting future.

The 18-year old is grounded. LMAO

I'm not getting a blowjob from her THIS week.

SAVE ME MEXI MILF!

Watching all that facial/BJ pr0n this past week for perspective is useless now.

Sorry man. Back to 8th street Latinas.

BREAKING NEWS: SHE'S NOT GROUNDED!

Now we wait for the hurricane to hit and deny me.

How about you just do it already? All of these girls think you're hot, yet it hasn't happened? Your first time doesn't have to be with a conquest you can brag about. Think Nike. Just do it.

Patience. All good things cum to those who wait.

Grounded?

Wait. Don't tell me you're getting a bj from an 18 year old high school student uncle creepy.

No shit. Any normal 27 year old, and they'd be at totally different spots in their lives.

People who have no blowjob prospects whatsoever shouldn't comment.

Have you seen pictures of the 18 year old's teeth Clayton?

Yes. ROFL

Worried I might get nicked?

She obviously doesn't have experience on her side. n00bs gotta start with the most basic of weapons - in this case a high gum:teeth ratio.

Not according to what I've heard. Last week she was getting it from Mr. 8.5. She's bi and hooks up with all these lesbians. Our IMs are better than cinemax.

MMMkay.

Quick: What's your excuse if she wants to make out after swallowing the juice?

It's a trick question. There is no excuse. You make the bitch gargle listerine.

Every chick on the internet claims to be bi. It plays off of male fantasies. And just how experienced of an 18 year old do you want? I don't know which is creepier, an 18 year old with that much experience, or a 27 year old looking to hook up with one.

All of them except you, eh?

By the way, this is the first I've cum across.

And some guys expect a chick to let him stick his dick in her mouth after it's been inside her. Isn't that the same thing?

Oh shit brah. Are you looking to turn this into a relationship? Are you going to cuddle or something?

Pull up your pants, grab your wallet, spit on her Jonas Brothers poster, and leave.

Eff no.

Some broads enjoy their own taste.

Some broads taste like strawberries.

I think its a texture thing.

It's actually about pleasing the woman. Chicks LOVE strawberries.

Two bars are a five minute walk from here. As long as the kegs are tapped there's no shortage of prospects.

It's like the difference between gravy and sugar water.

What do YOU want on your strawberries???

You can't go prospectin' if your pan is rusty.

It's like falling off a bike.

Chocolate.

But that ruins the anal-ogy.

Everyone points and laughs?

With nuts.

MMmmm gravy. :drool:

white butts
chocolate nuts

That's why you do it in the dark. Duh.

Sometimes I think I'm the only person in the US who doesn't like gravy. Unless it's sausage gravy on biscuits. That's the sole exception.

You are definitely speaking from experience there.

You point, she laughs?

white butts
sausage nuts

I hope you find someone who makes you happy and vice versa.

I'm panhandlin' up on that ass!

I point, she does whatever I tell her to do. And likes it.

1000 posts. Badgranny can't pull this type of attention.

I just had an All About Mary binoculars flashback.

She's not a believable virgin.

Be right back. :whackit:

7:31 are you done yet?

That's because her storyline has no central, thrusting storyline.

She's just a bad rerun.

My saga is an epic quest.

Err, Something About Mary. Christ I'm getting old.

Here. Always looking out for my buds.

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_..._Shaye_001.jpg

It does appear he needs the help. It's been 6 minutes since he posted. He's usually done by now.

This sounds like first hand knowledge.

Thanks for the aides. I love when ladies ask me if I'm done yet.

I don't think there's an e in AIDS.

I thought about making that joke, but I'm not sure how one gets AIDS jacking off to old bags.

I'd say "gimme a few minutes, I'll figure out a way" but that would sound totally wrong.

It doesn't matter if shes grounded or not. You aren't getting any. You will not follow through on this.

Believe_Me

It's not the jacking off, it's the usage of the monkey to do it.

AIDS mosquitoes.

There's a poll question for you: if you were a monkey trainer, and you could teach a monkey to jack you off, would you?

Sure.

Somebody else would have to train him to stop.

Why?

Yes. They'd also groom my pubes. No more need for special shampoo!

See the joke is funny because I wouldn't train the monkey to stop jacking me off what with me liking the jacking of the me off so much. So someone lets call him keg would have to come coerce the jacking monkey to cease the jacking of the me off.

You have pubes?

What is this, 1985?

Well if it bothers you that much, can you train your monkey to shave pubes as well?

That's why I asked "why?"Again, I would ask "why?"