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Green Bay Selects: Malachi Dupre, WR, LSU
Can someone please PM the next person for me? |
I got it. Don't PM me. I'll pick in a second
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The late 4th round might be a tad high, but I do loves me some WRs who excel in the 3-cone. This guy had the top number this year of 6.57. Could be a really effective weapon in short crosses as a 3rd/4th option especially since the Steelers lost Wheaton and some other guys in their immediate depth.
Pittsburgh selects Taywan Taylor, WR, Western Kentucky |
Cleveland is dismayed to see Taylor off the board. We had him projected to be our Super Bowl MVP in 2019 or 2020.
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Iowa homer here, but Kittle is a steal for the Cowboys. Some injury concen, but he's a complete TE, great hands, good blocker. Under utilized at Iowa IMO. |
Was targeting Kittle here, Fat Scott loves Iowa boys.
Still, I think there is value here at the TE position. With the 136th pick in the NFL draft, the Falcons select, Jordan Leggett, TE, Clemson |
I hope those TE's last this long in the real draft. Definitely possible with all the depth at the position and the draft in general.
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Great defensive players in this draft, but we are probably all a little heavy on them. |
Leggett is terrific. Worth going 40 picks earlier IMO.
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Awesome value. |
Just eyeing the first round here, it looks like the really elite players should run out by about pick 14, for the most part l.
I'm all about the chiefs getting a qbotf, but if the qbs go early and push some good players down, that'd be tits |
I'm actually way more excited to see what Dorsey comes up with in this draft after seeing this mock play out like it has.
I knew this draft was deep, but god damn. This is just ridiculous. Kittle would be a second rounder -maybe even a late first- in most drafts. The guy lasted till the end of the fourth... |
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I can't see us using all ten picks I thing we pkg to move up
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Clock is off until Monday, right?
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The Indianapolis Colts select Jeremy McNichols, RB, Boise State.
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Love gallman
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I didn't get a pm, wasn't paying attention to the board. Pick coming shortly
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The Cincinnati Bengals select Jalen Reeves-Maybin LB Tennessee
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Ashole has a pm problem.
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Cleveland is very excited about our next celebrity draft picker, who is en route from the hotel.
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Better tell him to take the scenic route
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This celebrity guest is very punctual and is arriving early to be certain of an on-time appearance.
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Cleveland's celebrity draft picker is becoming agitated. You don't want Cleveland's celebrity draft picker to become agitated.
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The Philidelphia Eagles select Jermaine Eluemunor, OT, Texas A&M
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I'm gonna start trying to get more athletic.
The New York Giants select Elijah Lee lb ksu |
The LARams select Damore'ea Stringefellow WR Ole miss
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We're tantalizingly close to the appearance of Cleveland's celebrity draft picker. We can hear the sound of someone kicking the inside of the Green Room door.
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Guess nothing till Monday have a great rest of the weekend guys
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The kicking sounds inside the Green Room are getting pretty loud.
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Are we waiting from Monday so that you can have AP announce the Patriots pick?
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The Houston Texans select Josh Reynolds, WR, Texas A&M.
PM about to be sent. |
Cleveland's celebrity draft picker is now in possession of both Indianapolis' and Cleveland's pick once San Francisco makes their selection.
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Kendell Beckwith, ILB - LSU
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I just knew you were gonna take him. |
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Perfect Ted in a 3-4, though. And he's just smart enough that you might get lucky and get a 3-down backer out of him. It's not terribly likely, but possible. |
It's a good pick. He's gonna be a three down backer that solidifies the middle of a defense.
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Aw man. Looks like we may have lost rain man. Just missed. Unless beckwith was indy's pick too.
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The door to the Green Room opens.
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Into the room struts the pride of Canton, northern Ohio's second-most famous antichrist figure (after Art Modell)...
Marilyn Manson! http://img.wennermedia.com/social/ma...81339ebefb.jpg |
The crowd leaves Marilyn plenty of room to stalk to the stage. He ascends with arms raised.
http://www.nachtkabarett.com/ihvh/im...mmnobodies.jpg |
With the 4-144 pick in the 2017 NFL Draft, Marilyn has been instructed to inform that crowd that the Indianapolis Colts select Adam Bisnowaty, OT, Pittsburgh.
He pronounces the 's' sounds as if he were a giant snake. |
In complete silence, Marilyn stares at the crowd for several uncomfortable moments.
https://www.colouredcontacts.com/img/cms/MM4.jpg |
With the 5-145 pick in the 2017 NFL player selection process, the Cleveland Browns reach into the dark abyss of hell and select for their sacrifice Jeremy Sprinkle, TE, Arkansas.
With that, Manson stares at the crowd for several more minutes of dead silence before he leaves the stage and stalks out the door. |
Before he leaves, he screams out the name of DJ's Left Nut in a manner that indicates that DJ has been notified that he is on the clock.
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It's not the QBOTF that their fans were hoping for from this draft, but a good backup can be valuable and there's an outside shot that you get a Teddy Bridgewater type.
The 49ers select, Brad Kaaya, QB - Miami. |
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This was amazing. Thank you for this.
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The Chicago Bears select, Robert Davis, WR Georgia State
Hopeful replacement to Alston Jeffery tremendous potential |
5th round. Rainman, True Story Time!!!!! Also, gives a twist on your screen name.
A buddy of mine threw a cup of piss on Manson at a concert. Needless to say Manson was pissed & tried to point out my buddy so security could grab him. Their efforts were to no avail as he fled the scene. |
Pm was sent to hoover
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My value list is dwindling
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Will make a selection in a bit.
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Did ChiefsAshole miss his Indy pick?
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I'm a huge Manson fan....so I'd rep you a metric shit ton if I could. |
With the 148th pick in the NFL draft, the Jacksonville Jaguars select, J.J. Dielman, G, Utah
Dielman is the second interior linemen drafted by the Jaguars in this draft. J.J. has some flexibility but probably isn't going to have what it takes to play OT in the nfl. Jacksonville shal really bolstered it interior line in the draft with Lamp and Dielman. If Brandon Albert can stay upright for a season that might have something cooking. Would have prefered an OT, but this isn't the draft to fill that need. I'll take D lineman, and secondary players to go with some striong guards. Nothing flashy here, but we continue to improve in the trenches. |
The Los Angeles Condescending Pricks are on the clock.
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LA Rams select Dorian Johnson G Pitt
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Someone pm the next guy, I'm balls deep in a root canal right now and don't have time
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Douche alert.
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4. Do a search of the thread before you pick to make sure that the player hasn't been selected. If you pick a player that has already been drafted, you face the wrath of the entire thread and you'll have to correct it. So don't make a pick and then leave for 14 hours. Stick around and make sure that you didn't **** u ROFL
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Ok **** I didn't see it. Give me a minute
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