Absolutely not.

I guess Billay wouldn't be interested in her then.

And when she pops those dentures out, watch out! There's nothing like a gum-job from a fan of the original Star Trek!

I wouldn't want any women that would touch Clay.

Just messin brah.

Girl I'm banging has a little bit of chub on her.

You like 45 year olds.

You have incredibly low standards.

Got Snorey ****in McGee next to me. Out like a rock.

Just years the craziest snore ever. It was like two snores in harmony and it lasted for a good 8 seconds.

Shared a room with two sorority girls one night. One's ascending snore was followed by the other's with a 1 or 2 second delay. Damnedest thing I'd ever heard.

**** man. I get these days where I still severely miss my ex.

It's been just as long as our relationship lasted, the time since we broke up. But we still hung out for like a Monty after.

I need my feelings for her to subside.

Married, but definitely not the best year ever.

Is it possible that you're sleeping with these other women (the ones you've been boasting about in this thread) as some means of trying to fill the gap left when you broke up with your ex? If so, it might be counter-productive in terms of emotional healing.

It's my opinion that being secure with your single, mostly-sexless life is very important for entering into a real relationship again. Occupying your newly-single self with fun (but meaningless) hookups may not really allow you to ever fully detach from your residual emotional need for sex, leading you to think of your ex during sexual dry-spells.

Obviously, different people's minds work in different ways, so my advice might not even apply to you; still, it's at least worth thinking about.

I haven't thought about that, but maybe. There hasn't been any kind of dry-spell though. I just think I see something that reminds me of her then I just dwell on it.

That's what he's talking about.

Pussy