All kidding aside you don't need her Buck.

55 days. In the mean time I've embarked upon a journey of introspection an realized my trust issues I have with every non-vegetative human being is pretty bad.

I'm paranoid of all y'all mother****ers now.

God Damnit I changed my mind and deleted that post. You're too fast.

Fixed.

Met a pretty awesome little hottie last night. Made her breakfast this morning, but that was the only meat she got.

We're making dinner together next week. This one might be a keeper. http://i.imgur.com/ZfW2YkV.gif

So you didn't have sex?

I have to go to the gym right now, but I was having sex all morning and I'm afraid I used up too much energy.

No. Want to take it slow. This one is different.

I don't understand, you met a girl at a bar, and she spent the night but didn't have sex with you?

We didn't meet there. We've been chatting and been on cam for a couple weeks.

I like her. She's a nice girl and I have more respect for her than that.

Oh ok.

Buck no want relationship!

All he want, bang bang bang!

No, I just thought you met a random chick at a bar and brought her home.

There's this new chick on my horizon...she's Mexican, which I normally would have no interest in, but I think she's just gorgeous, so I don't care.

Voulez vococher avec moi se soir?