The 18th Century French cure for public cussing was the guillotine. Worked pretty darn well. I guess we've relaxed the punishment some since then.

Did you guys know that the guillotine sometimes chopped off the offender's head so quickly and efficiently that the head actually lived for a while after it was removed? There are numerous reports of the head actually responding to its name and to questions and stuff for several minutes as it sort of laid there without its body attached to it.

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Yes, actually I have heard such reports. Worked rather well for one Green Knight, but this was even longer ago. Wonder what happened to all the green knights? Replaced by ham, eggs, and other breakfast foods...

Wow, the nasty old hide needs to learn to check her mouth in public and around her little girl, but "Assistant fire marshal Fridge" *SNICKER* sounds like a power hungry little punk.

:LOL: Good take, Bwana.

Under certain circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

When you're a hardass like me, tickets, citations, laws, and regulations don't apply.