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Iowanian 02-23-2009 10:34 PM
Well stop it.

Stop it or just raise the rainbow flag in front of your mother's duplex, or wherever you reside currently. Put on some Ronald McDonald face paint and dance your ass out of the closet.

Are you emo? Are you sitting around in dark clothes, watching the crying game, trying to figure out a way to make your flock-o-seagulls haircut look shittier? Do you cut yourself on the arms and legs and then show people are work/school so they'll know too?

Tomorrow, your homework is to find someone who will show you how to change oil in a car/truck. Chop something down with an axe, go karate' some pumpkins in the garage with your new brother, Dragon......or tell this girl you're going to peeinherbutt. Jerk off with old motor oil or something. For CarlPeterson sake, do something Manly.

This chic hasn't even dumped you.....

Iowanian 02-23-2009 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5521172)
Holy shit. I knew he reminded me of someone. I am so done with this conversation. If he's anything like Moooo, he's clueless.
Don't worry. I'm on top of this, I hadn't missed your part in this play and was getting ready to google something for you too.

Is this chic old enough to be your mom, budday?


Make it Rain, Emo!!!
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The Buddha 02-23-2009 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5521198)
Well stop it.

Stop it or just raise the rainbow flag in front of your mother's duplex, or wherever you reside currently. Put on some Ronald McDonald face paint and dance your ass out of the closet.

Are you emo? Are you sitting around in dark clothes, watching the crying game, trying to figure out a way to make your flock-o-seagulls haircut look shittier? Do you cut yourself on the arms and legs and then show people are work/school so they'll know too?

Tomorrow, your homework is to find someone who will show you how to change oil in a car/truck. Chop something down with an axe, go karate' some pumpkins in the garage with your new brother, Dragon......or tell this girl you're going to pee in my mouth. Jerk off with old motor oil or something. For CarlPeterson sake, do something Manly.

This chic hasn't even dumped you.....
You're RIGHT! Why do I care!?! I told you she has a way of getting to me! But yeah, whatever. Once again, I shouldn't make it about her. I need to stop putting the pussy on a pedestal!

The Buddha 02-23-2009 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5521208)
Don't worry. I'm on top of this, I hadn't missed your part in this play and was getting ready to google something for you too.

Is this chic old enough to be your mom, budday?


Make it Rain, Emo!!!
Not emo, and I don't do older chicks. Unless she was really hot... Then maybe.

NO MOMMIES!!! There was a girl I knew who wanted to date me, but I can't go there. I don't want to have to deal with some kid.

Iowanian 02-23-2009 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 5521188)
Okay I got a question for the ladies of the board, whats your opinion on dancing?

You too, shithead.

There are far more women on this earth than pencil dicks. The odds are in your favor that you'll find another one.

Go find a slump buster that will let you hop up and down on her a couple of minutes and move on.

dirk digler 02-23-2009 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5521211)
I need to stop putting the pussy on a pedestal!
You just need to **** it and the rest will work out on its own. You are young and single have fun and stick your dick in pretty much anything that moves except for midgets

ChiefsCountry 02-23-2009 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5521220)
You too, shithead.

There are far more women on this earth than pencil dicks. The odds are in your favor that you'll find another one.

Go find a slump buster that will let you hop up and down on her a couple of minutes and move on.
Hey I am fine in the ladies department, I just had a few questions about the subject.

Iowanian 02-23-2009 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5521216)
Not emo, and I don't do older chicks. Unless she was really hot... Then maybe.
Well you should. You need to go find some gnarly old GILF, blow the dust out with an air can, throw a handful of olive oil at her snapper and let her work you over like UFC punching bag.

Some granny-fanny is your magic cure.

The Buddha 02-23-2009 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5521229)
Well you should. You need to go find some gnarly old GILF, blow the dust out with an air can, throw a handful of olive oil at her snapper and let her work you over like UFC punching bag.

Some granny-fanny is your magic cure.
I'm thinking a hooker/stripper/pornstar is what I need. Screw serious stuff... And screw ugly girls.

dirk digler 02-23-2009 10:42 PM
Or some lonely housewife that is deprived of the all things anal

The Buddha 02-23-2009 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 5521241)
Or some lonely housewife that is deprived of the all things anal
Gross. I'm more a about quality than quantity. I'd rather be without for a year but only be with hot girls, than bang some nasty chick who wants me.

I have high standards, but I do not like sex enough to go hitting ugly chicks or fat chicks, or chicks missing teeth...

The Buddha 02-23-2009 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5521172)
Holy shit. I knew he reminded me of someone. I am so done with this conversation. If he's anything like Moooo, he's clueless.
I scared you away! LOL!

ChiefsCountry 02-23-2009 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5521216)
Not emo, and I don't do older chicks. Unless she was really hot... Then maybe.
Dude older chicks are the best.

The Buddha 02-23-2009 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 5521302)
Dude older chicks are the best.
Older chicks have kids, which even if you're just looking for some fun is a total turn off.

ChiefsCountry 02-23-2009 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5521308)
Older chicks have kids, which even if you're just looking for some fun is a total turn off.
Not all of them. You need to get out of Arkansas it seems.


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