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Dr. Johnny Fever 05-20-2009 12:32 PM

I'm not sure if this thread has lost it's burst or gained a whole new one.

Katipan 05-20-2009 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5779934)
Fat men. Thin Men. Tall men. Short men. Hairy men. Smelly men. Drunk men. Sober men. Rich men. Poor men. Young men. Old men. Mer ****s em all!

[duck]

No smelly or old. Wait. I guess that's a relative thing. No relatives either!

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5779936)
Alpaca!! Did you catch that Mer?

Your next prostate exam shall be sooner than you expect.

keg in kc 05-20-2009 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5779950)
No smelly or old.

Well ****, I'm out.
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Wait. I guess that's a relative thing. No relatives either!
Not even a hot third cousin four times removed?

Saccopoo 05-20-2009 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5779927)
The last 3 posts play like an episode of "One of these things don't belong" on Sesame Street. A dirty filthy Amsterdam like Sesame Street. Where Art and Bernie are just friends and the only one that works is the black guy and... wait... what?



Really doesn't.

You could substitute man for woman, goat, neanderthal, or ice cream maker.

I make it a general rule to **** men.

That I get, but the "push" thing implies that there is more to it that simple sexual relations. Perhaps this is why I embrace celibacy now. Pigs have sex. Dogs have sex. I've had sex. You've had sex. Perhaps I'm looking for a little more than just humping. Maybe I've just cashed out. Who knows. It's like, you aren't going to do anything that remarkably different in terms of sexual acts that I haven't already done baring any of the fringe fetish stuff.

I was just curious about the "I find satisfaction in dominance by pushing to see how much of a man I'm with." (paraphrased) There just seemed to be more to the word "pushing" than just animals humping each other. A pursuit of a quasi-interrelated intellectual/emotional/physical state of nirvana that transcends the perceived boundaries of satisfaction.

sedated 05-20-2009 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 5779783)
Thx! It's all about taking it 1 inch at a time. :D

this made me get a hardon and lose it all at the same time

Katipan 05-20-2009 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5779965)
I was just curious about the "I find satisfaction in dominance by pushing to see how much of a man I'm with." (paraphrased) There just seemed to be more to the word "pushing" than just animals humping each other.

That's not at all what I said. I find satisfaction is many many many ways and things. When I'm dominant, the reason I gave is the reason behind it. I told you that so that you would understand why whipping you would be very very very enjoyable but in no way sexual for me.

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A pursuit of a quasi-interrelated intellectual/emotional/physical state of nirvana that transcends the perceived boundaries of satisfaction.
That's how I decide who to sleep with.
Thankfully it can happen in 30 seconds.

Fish 05-20-2009 12:45 PM

<object width="425" height="344">Damn bunch of mammals anyway....




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Jilly 05-20-2009 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5779927)
I make it a general rule to **** men.

Now wait, let's not get all crazy here. Someone's feelings might get hurt.

keg in kc 05-20-2009 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5780020)
Now wait, let's not get all crazy here. Someone's feelings might get hurt.

It's okay, I can take it. Plus i don't have feelings. Which is always a plus.

Katipan 05-20-2009 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5780020)
Now wait, let's not get all crazy here. Someone's feelings might get hurt.

I hope she knows it would be making sweet love.

Jilly 05-20-2009 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5780024)
It's okay, I can take it. Plus i don't have feelings. Which is always a plus.

But I do. And I'm very hurt at her exclusivity here.

keg in kc 05-20-2009 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5780026)
But I do. And I'm very hurt at her exclusivity here.

She's just saying she wants you to use a strap on. Don't take things so personally.

Saccopoo 05-20-2009 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5779976)
That's not at all what I said. I find satisfaction is many many many ways and things. When I'm dominant, the reason I gave is the reason behind it. I told you that so that you would understand why whipping you would be very very very enjoyable but in no way sexual for me.

Okay. We're on the same page.

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That's how I decide who to sleep with.
Thankfully it can happen in 30 seconds.
You're lucky. I haven't found someone like that in four years. Perhaps I'm being a bit too selective at this point.

Jilly 05-20-2009 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5780063)
Okay. We're on the same page.



You're lucky. I haven't found someone like that in four years. Perhaps I'm being a bit too selective at this point.

Maybe you shouldn't show her your box of sex toys on the first date?

Jilly 05-20-2009 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5780029)
She's just saying she wants you to use a strap on. Don't take things so personally.

if she can take 9 inches, then ok....as long as she's under the understanding that I will not reciprocate


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