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SDChiefs 09-25-2009 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 6108528)
From the New World encyclopedia of what the appropriate punishment is for people who say they don't like The Empire Strikes Back (at least in England):

To be drawn and quartered was the penalty ordained in England for the crime of treason for not appreciating Episode V of the original Star Wars trilogy. It is considered by many to be the epitome of cruel punishment, and was reserved for the crime of treason against haters of Star Wars as this was deemed more heinous than murder and other capital offenses. The grisly punishment included the drawing of the convicted to the gallows, often by horse, the hanging of the body until near death, disembowelment and castration, followed by the beheading of the body, and finally the quartering of the corpse, or the division of the bodily remnants into four pieces. The punishment was carried out in public, with the ridicule of the crowd adding to the criminal's suffering.
This is awesome! Rep.

JohnnyV13 09-25-2009 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 6108455)
dune was a good movie
Only if you never read the book. Then its a steaming pile of kaka.

KCWolfman 09-25-2009 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by JohnnyV13 (Post 6108551)
Only if you never read the book. Then its a steaming pile of kaka.
Which Dune?

Original, horrid, nasty, filthy adaptation.

Mini-series - Okay, not disastrous. At least it kept with the storyline.

Demonpenz 09-25-2009 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by JohnnyV13 (Post 6108551)
Only if you never read the book. Then its a steaming pile of kaka.
there is alot of people on this board that love dune. david lynch is a winner

Saccopoo 09-25-2009 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by KCWolfman (Post 6108517)
Statham, good?

You must have missed "In the Name of the King", "Transporter 3", "Chaos", etc etc
I only mentioned Snatch. Since then, he has become THE actor that has made Christian Slater look good in comparison.

And I can't believe you didn't like In the Name of the King. I thought Statham really pulled out one, if not his finest acting role since Snatch in that one. I thought he held his own against the great Burt Reynolds.

JohnnyV13 09-25-2009 02:34 PM
The Weatherman. DVD box said its "part American Beauty".... which part? Like they are both movies made in America?

I can't believe anyone did not mention "Steel Magnolias".

JohnnyV13 09-25-2009 02:40 PM
Another epically bad movie: "Where the Red Fern Grows" or something like that. I'm not entirely sure of the title.

Another bad One:

The Day After Tomorrow-somehow, global warming causes insta ice age.

HC_Chief 09-25-2009 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by JohnnyV13 (Post 6108654)
Another epically bad movie: "Where the Red Fern Grows" or something like that. I'm not entirely sure of the title.

Another bad One:

The Day After Tomorrow-somehow, global warming causes insta ice age.
The Day After Tomorrow is awful. Not a surprise; it was produced & directed by Roland Emmerich... pretty much everything he has done = steaming diarrhea.

JohnnyV13 09-25-2009 02:46 PM
Bridget Jones' Diary-Rene Zellwegger, ole chipmunk face herself, as a fat chick's take on the meaning of life.

Dayze 09-25-2009 02:48 PM
[QUOTE=JohnnyV13;6108654]Another epically bad movie: "Where the Red Fern Grows" or something like that. I'm not entirely sure of the title.

Another bad One:

The Day After Tomorrow-somehow, global warming causes insta ice age.[/QUOTE]

I just saw that the other day on TNT for the first time.

Agree....horrible movie.

CoMoChief 09-25-2009 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by JohnnyV13 (Post 6108669)
Bridget Jones' Diary-Rene Zellwegger, ole chipmunk face herself, as a fat chick's take on the meaning of life.
Many women love that flick


But women's opinions don't matter when it comes to movie critique, because most of them watch the dumbest shit known to man.

tonyetony 09-25-2009 03:06 PM
The Happening. Terrible just terrible.

Lumpy 09-25-2009 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 6108703)
Many women love that flick


But women's opinions don't matter when it comes to movie critique, because most of them watch the dumbest shit known to man.
Hey now... I don't watch that shit! :cuss:

Chick flicks like that are for either a. high maintenance women w/ a limited vocabulary that consists of "oh my god", "like totally", and "whatever" or b. teenage girls practicing to become high-maintenance women.

The Franchise 09-25-2009 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6108717)
Hey now... I don't watch that shit! :cuss:

Chick flicks like that are for either a. high maintenance women w/ a limited vocabulary that consists of "oh my god", "like totally", and "whatever" or b. teenage girls practicing to become high-maintenance women.
In that case......I respectfully add these movies.


Message in a Bottle
The Notebook
Pretty Woman

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-25-2009 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by CosmicPal (Post 6107922)
I was watching the movie, Awake, yesterday. It's downright awful. Great idea for a story, but it was just flat boring as hell with some gawdawful acting. Hell, even Jessica Alba's hotness in the movie couldn't keep me awake long enough to want to finish it. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
My God that movie sucked so much ass. Hayden is absolutely worthless.

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Originally Posted by POND_OF_RED (Post 6107976)
Napoleon Dynamite. Most overrated movie of all time
Yep, it's pretty dumb.

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Originally Posted by shakesthecat (Post 6108035)
I submit Cloverfield for your consideration
Great hype machine, so-so movie.

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6108039)
I'm surprised that nobody has listed the "Police Academy" movies. ROFL

Epic suckage!
HEY! The first one was funny back in the day.


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