Ohno just owned them all. WOW

pwned by a guy older than them. That was a bitch-slap.

Bitches crash in the Ohno turbulence.
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Haha, damn. That was cool. He spent the first 9 laps relaxing in the back of the pack, cruising in their draft, then passed everyone in the second to last lap, and won by a full quarter lap.

Ohno = Onoz for the guys looking at his ass cheeks, LOL.

What is amazing is that he passed every single one of them in one pass on the OUTSIDE

He did everything but skate backwards and put his hand on their heads to let them take little-brother roundhouse swings in the air at him, LOL.

And I love how he looked back at them, and leisurely stood up and cruised across the line, LOL.

My son was in here saying this is boring. I just told him to wait a couple laps and he was hooked.

I officially dislike the fact that they delay this stuff. I can't talk with you guys about it because it's not shown for another hour here.

At this point, I think the only way Ohno doesnt win the gold is if someone crashes him out like 4 years ago in Torino. This is kinda like snowboardcross in that you can be the best in the world, but you still need to be lucky enough to avoid getting crashed out by some fool.

They delayed it in Denver? Damn, that sucks.

Isn't Vancouver in the Pacific Time Zone? Why would they delay it coming back east?

Tell him, "Son, it's like sex. A lot of slow foreplay, a quick buildup, then a frantic rush to the finish line." :D

They want the big events in prime time.