I hope that I'm grandfathered in as my mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. Wouldn't want that to get out, ya know?

At some point during the interview process will you please check their papers to be sure all is in order?

I notice your post wasn't blue. Jilly's gonna smack you.

Off topic, but my dentist quit and when I went in for an appointment today he'd been replaced by a very attractive young female dentist who still has that New Dentist smell. Her petite hands felt delightful in my mouth, and when she bent over close to take a look at my back molars, it was the most enjoyment I've had from a dental visit since ... ever.

It wasn't blue....what did he decide, blue or no blue?

Rain Man, that sounds delightful. But I can't believe new dentist or not that her hands still didn't reek of that awful latex smell.

By that point it was more about touch and vision than smell, so I can't say. She tasted fine, though.

2 Super Bowls per decade or play off appearances( in the hunt! )every year?

Choose carefully, Padawn...

whew, I made it in just in time.

"Do you need someone to co-sign on a loan for you?"

"Will you co-sign my loan for me? My girlfriend is getting her book learnin' on and now I can't get credit..."

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I was gonna say some smart ass thing about allowing fans of other teams in here but your avatar just emptied my brain.


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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Back to the topic.

Katie Horner says that an F6 (or whatever) tornado is heading your way. What do you do?

a) head for the hills, we all gonna die

b) it's too late, too, too late

c) never in the history of the world has a female weatherMAN ever been right

d) pop open another budweiser and enjoy the show

I'm sure its been said but can we ask if their mom was a prostitute? OR are they in the country illegally?

I think latex smells good .