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LVNHACK 01-29-2012 08:38 PM

Simple...
 
Brits....

Ignorant...arrogant fu*king Brits...that don't know wtf they're talking about or doing...but continue to ignore those of us that do.

To bad it's not the old days when hadji lobbed mortars in on bases....Then I could wish he'd get hit in the porta john and we'd only find little blue pieces of the pillowbiter...

Pioli Zombie 01-29-2012 09:16 PM

When there is gravel in my ass.

lewdog 01-29-2012 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 8335595)
When there is gravel in my ass.

Repost

ThaVirus 01-29-2012 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8335002)
Frankly, CPS should be called in that situation.

No.

Hydrae 01-30-2012 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by D2112 (Post 8333492)
People that have a shit load of groceries going through the express lane at the super market

People with full carts deciding to use the self-check lane. I know it is not marked that way but that should be the equivalent of an express lane! :cuss:

Hydrae 01-30-2012 12:47 PM

On the whole lane ending thing with people not merging along with everyone else my reaction is always the same: "Hey jackass, we all learned in grade school, no cuts allowed!!!"

qabbaan 01-30-2012 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 8335276)
As of right now, the Pro Bowl, what a joke.

Me too. Evidence Cam Newton's "effort" stopping that INT from being run back. The players couldn't care less.

But if they mic up Ray Lewis maybe people will think they care (not working, Goodell)

Dayze 01-30-2012 12:52 PM

having 1 FTF and 3 FTE in a box of 50 115gr FMJ.

mikeyis4dcats. 01-30-2012 12:53 PM

People who are intolerant of other people's cultures.

And the Dutch.

Dartgod 01-30-2012 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 8336636)
having 1 FTF and 3 FTE in a box of 50 115gr FMJ.

Acronyms that are not self-explanatory.

Dayze 01-30-2012 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 8336684)
Acronyms that are not self-explanatory.

:LOL:
Failure to Feed / Failure to Eject; 115 grain Full Metal Jacket.

tarheel23 01-30-2012 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 8333208)
I don't have kids and don't want to hear your cryings kids when I do go out. My wife if the only reason I don't say anything...

Dudes who are afraid of their wives.

Amnorix 01-30-2012 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 8333184)
The "exact change" people crack me up as well.

"Well, I think I have the extra 7 cents someplace" while the mega line is forming behind them.

I was behind some gal about a month ago that searched all her pants pockets, her jacket and her purse, before dumping the entire contents of her purse on the counter, to try to roust up that 7 cents. She never did find it and ended up stepping up with the extra dime.


I was once a couple minutes into the little old lady going through this routine when I ponied up the dime (think she needed 6 cents). She was gracious about it, as I said something very polite to help more things along, which was good since I half expected her to be insulted. My wife gives me this look and I was like "life is too short to waste spending extra time standing in line to pay for freaking groceries" (or whatever it was we were buying).

Amnorix 01-30-2012 01:53 PM

1. anything that suggests that YOU and your time are more important than someone else and their time. This relates to a million things all day every day. People being late to an appointment meeting, or people cutting you off in line, or whatever.

2. someone that cuts me off just to go slower. This sometimes happens while driving, but usually it's my kids. They get my foot in their behinds for it though. Drives me nuts. DON'T SPECIFICALLY MOVE IN FRONT OF ME JUST TO WALK SLOWER THAN ME, WTF?!?

3. being rude without reason. The shopping cart in the parking space is a classic example. Just rude/ignorant behavior.

4. being petty.

5. people that overcomplicate/overthink things that really, really just aren't that complicated or difficult.

6. failure to learn from one's mistakes. Repeating your own mistakes, to me, is the definition of stupid. Being smart, to me, is in large part learning to not only not repeat your own mistakes, but not repeat the mistakes of others that you see/hear about.

I'm sure there's others, but those are the ones that come to mind.

Rain Man 01-30-2012 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 8336721)

2. someone that cuts me off just to go slower. This sometimes happens while driving, but usually it's my kids. They get my foot in their behinds for it though. Drives me nuts. DON'T SPECIFICALLY MOVE IN FRONT OF ME JUST TO WALK SLOWER THAN ME, WTF?!?

I work in a downtown area with lots of pedestrians and lots of cars, and the sidewalks aren't as wide as they should be since the city lets restaurants put their tables out on them.

Sometimes you'll be walking along and have to weave/squeeze by a slow walker. Then you get to the end of the block and are waiting on cars, and Mr./Ms. Slow Walker will amble up behind everyone, then push between people until they're standing in the front of the pack, which means that you have to weave/squeeze by them again on the next block, and the next.

There are a dozen people standing there waiting for the light to change, and you're the 2 mph person coming up behind them. First, do you recognize that they all passed you 20 seconds ago? And second, why do you think they're standing on that corner? Why do you have to push your way to the front? Is it possible that perhaps they're all waiting for the light to change just like you are?


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