You message Flopps yet. To see if I was talking shit last night?

See what I did there? "Talking shit" o:-)

Heh, I went home to grab a lunch and I'm trying to keep up my immune system so I had a cup of sauerkraut, some red bell pepper and a tangelo.About an hour later I barely made it to the commode to blow a hole in the bottom.

It was awesome!

LMAO

That moment where you’re finally at the toilet is always the moment where your fingers forget how a belt works.

Hahaha.. So true

This is why i went solely to ratchet belts. One-handed operation, one finger actually, and fast.

I’m still reliable as a western sunset, within 20 minutes of that first cup of coffee it’s ON

Only strange thing occurring within the last year or so, is the secondary water squirts after breakfast... it’s weird, must have something to do with getting old

I eat a banana for breakfast.. Apple and jello for lunch...grilled chicken and vegetables for dinner... Light popcorn for a snack... Lost some weight and feel great... The clean pooping is the bonus..

I'm holding out - this will be epic!

I've been packing some big turds for past few months. Looong clean breakers.

It's awesome.

Noted..
On TP

I hate banana. Unless my woman wants to show off for me.and have sex with a banana.
I have no use for bananas

I'm pretty happy with the result. Definitely was a nice session.

I bet if you tried.
You could wipe your ass clean with a banana peel

Last week I dropped a 4' Anaconda that came out so perfect, so easy and 1/2 of him hid down the bowl as he didn't fit. It was incredible form and texture. One fluid motion of about 20-30 seconds, like a cow delivering a calf.

I was so damn close to taking a photo and posting on CP but at the last minute I came to my senses and let him slither away to the city waste processing plant. Oh what could have been an icon photo is now sludge. :(

any proof these things work? not to mention various height differences in people