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Rain Man 09-20-2016 10:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TigerUppercut (Post 12423292)
Please reincarnate Clay as Alex Smith, I beg you.
TigerUppercut will come back as CrouchingTigerUppercut, an ugly be relatively well-off man in Nanning, a nice warm climate that's reasonably close to both Hong Kong and Hanoi.

Gender Male
Intelligence 57
Appearance 10
Wealth 79
Nation China
Region Nanning
Population 2,858,351

You'll likely be on a lower or middle level of a nice downtown high-rise: https://www.google.com/maps/@22.8156...!7i7680!8i3840

Ming the Merciless 09-20-2016 10:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12437116)
Pawnmower continues our trend of gender changes, though in his case it's hard to tell. Perhaps there's been some inbreeding, because she is part of the one of the richest families in the region and clearly didn't make that money with her intelligence or charisma.

Gender Female
Intelligence 24
Appearance 5
Wealth 100
Nation Philippines
Region Zambales
Population 627,802

Granted, being the richest person in the Zambales region doesn't apparently mean yachts. I'm guessing you live in a home like this, though, which is quite nice: https://www.google.com/maps/@14.4654...7i13312!8i6656

Holy shit I am a DUMB ugly bitch

LOL

I got dat money , YO!!!

hahahaha

Rain Man 09-20-2016 10:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hydrae (Post 12423881)
Glad to see he has a ramp so his caretaker can push his wheelchair up to the front door.
Hydrae passes through the ether and comes out on the other side as...

Gender Male
Intelligence 28
Appearance 69
Wealth 42
Nation Chile
Region Valparaíso
Population 713,065

Ah, an unusual one. A relatively good looking but dim Chilean man. You'll live up on the hill above town, so you may have a bit of an ocean view, though not much of a yard: https://www.google.com/maps/@-33.054...7i13312!8i6656

Fire Me Boy! 09-20-2016 10:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 12438805)
Holy shit I am a DUMB ugly bitch

LOL

I got dat money , YO!!!

hahahaha
I think you emphasized the wrong words. You're a dumb UGLY bitch. But you cak'n patna.

Ming the Merciless 09-20-2016 10:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 12438813)
I think you emphasized the wrong words. You're a dumb UGLY bitch. But you cak'n patna.
you seem nice

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aNqYNRxJCn...320/Im+Gay.jpg

Fire Me Boy! 09-20-2016 10:43 AM
I think I'm in tomorrow's set.... I'm nervous.

Bowser 09-20-2016 10:47 AM
https://memecrunch.com/meme/4U88B/an....gif?w=400&c=1

luv 09-20-2016 10:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 12438820)
I think I'm in tomorrow's set.... I'm nervous.
I'm trying to decipher between random posts regarding others' fate and those signing up. Not sure if I'm tomorrow or the day after? It's coming up though. I'm excited. :)

Sorce 09-20-2016 10:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 12438820)
I think I'm in tomorrow's set.... I'm nervous.
Should I expect pictures of your last meal in the what's for dinner thread?

Rain Man 09-20-2016 10:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 12423885)
Yeah, hit me up on this.

I've got a feeling that I'm either going to be like Albert Brooks in the movie Defending Your Life where he sees himself in a past life as a tribesman running from a lion, or I'll end up being a ball turret gunner on a B-17. If it's the latter, we're going to have words.
No ball turret for bowser, but there are plenty of burnt-out tanks sitting around.

Gender Male
Intelligence 36
Appearance 57
Wealth 96
Nation Russia
Region Kursk Oblast
Population 1,119,508

I suspect that you're a successful vodka salesman, smart enough to get by, mildly charming, and quite successful.

You're not near the beach, but you'll have a nice house like this: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ku...6!4d35.3811812

luv 09-20-2016 10:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sorce (Post 12438831)
Should I expect pictures of your last meal in the what's for dinner thread?
OOOOooooo....That's a good thread idea. What would you want for your last meal?

Fire Me Boy! 09-20-2016 10:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sorce (Post 12438831)
Should I expect pictures of your last meal in the what's for dinner thread?
Oh goddammit. My last meal is gonna be leftovers. :cuss:

luv 09-20-2016 10:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 12438838)
Oh goddammit. My last meal is gonna be leftovers. :cuss:
If you're in tomorrow's group, just make sure they're the leftovers of something really good. :)

Fire Me Boy! 09-20-2016 10:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 12438826)
I'm trying to decipher between random posts regarding others' fate and those signing up. Not sure if I'm tomorrow or the day after? It's coming up though. I'm excited. :)
I think you're still a ways out. I should be first up tomorrow, and you posted 30 or so behind me.

Bowser 09-20-2016 11:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12438834)
No ball turret for bowser, but there are plenty of burnt-out tanks sitting around.

Gender Male
Intelligence 36
Appearance 57
Wealth 96
Nation Russia
Region Kursk Oblast
Population 1,119,508

I suspect that you're a successful vodka salesman, smart enough to get by, mildly charming, and quite successful.

You're not near the beach, but you'll have a nice house like this: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ku...6!4d35.3811812
In Mother Russia, Russian Bowser take YOU Vodka and money, Zasranec!

Poshyel k chyertu, Perhot’ podzalupnaya!!


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