I’m not a spelling zombie, but…
Was in como for an infusion this morning, but the wife passed on shopping to get back home so she could drop me off and make it to town in time for the grandkids homecoming parade.
So I held my cheeks together and shat at home.
I’m going back next Thursday for speech therapy, so I have that going for me.
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In the unlikely event that I ever write a book (regardless of the subject): I'm stealing this thread title for the name of the book. (Well not stealing really...I'll happily send SR the appropriate residual checks, assuming any money comes of it.)

I'd read that for a dollar!

I can’t wait to watch the “made for tv” movie on the Hallmark Channel!!!

Shit in the woods the other day

You wipe with leaves? I did that once.
Never again.

I shit in the woods once, in Kansas.

No way but it was a messy mess to clean up after getting back to the cabin

Ditto.

It doesn't work. Whoever said it works is a liar.

Nothing exciting like shitting at Kohls, but I recently started making sourdough breads. I had the squirts for about a week. I'm talking about sudden atomic explosions with little to no warnings of impending boom. This morning was my first solid poop since this journey began. I'm guessing their related, but I really don't know. I'm just glad I'm not playing shart roulette anymore. Anyone have a similar experience?

You need to catch a possum or a rabbit and use it.
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Recreated the dumb and dumber scene in a Freddy's bathroom today. Barely made it!

Guys I found a nicer place to shit than Kohls.

Buccees!

Buccees has the cleanest bathrooms in the USA....it's what they are known for along with the Wall of Jerky.

The only difference is that you don't hear the calming elevator music that makes a poop in the Kohl's bathroom a smooth and soothing event. :D

You know you can buy organic toilet paper...it disintegrates into the environment.

It's great to take on a camping trip or on a hike.