Put a Xanex in the monkey's tea and he'll wear out after an hour.

Does a monkey with sharp objects in that geographical area sound like a good idea to you?

LMAO

Why does a saber saw come to mind?

Hah.

First the granny from Something about Mary, now a S&M monkey.

This thread is so erotic.

Because the rough calloused palms so used to the scurrying up trees would instead be kneading the throbbing pulse of my man shaft. The fine but coarse hair on the backs of his palms would both soothe and irritate the delicate skin of my thighs. The bugs that would make the dance between our two bodies would only heighten the experience, culminated by the gentle cradle of my sacs of love within the cocoon of my monkey's feet...

Why would I deliberately give that up?

Exactly!

I should have known we'd been on the same page when it came to monkey bestiality.

You know, monkeys do have opposable thumbs, so you could theoretically train them to use "personal massagers".

You say it's a 'beast', I say it's the 'best'.

So I wonder when monkeys lose their virginity.

Is monkey rape common?

I don't know if monkey rape is common, but I did come across this on google: http://www.springerlink.com/content/n424t1985133j770/

gay monkeys

we have reached the end of the planet

server crash in 5...4...3...2...1...

I don't understand the taboo. I mean, chimps and humans are so closely related.

People have ridden horses for centuries. Why shouldn't I?

If jack helped you off a horse, would you help jack off a horse?

I tipped a cow once. She was so good I thought she deserved a little extra.

I would be afraid the monkey would mistake it for a banana and try to peel it
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I should honestly thank Keg for telling me about that cam site linked to horneymatches.

hornymatches.com is a ****ing fraudulent bunch of ****ing ****s

Possibly but...look at this...

http://chat.peekshows.com/webmasters...&wmcode=001133

Click on a girls picture named Briannaa, you'll be enthralled for hours just at how she looks.

When was the last time you got laid anyway?

She's in a private show right now. If she looks anything like her picture, than "ruff".

Wait till she comes back....

I'd give that chick a 10 out of 10, that's what I'd consider hot.

Like 2 weeks ago but I'm a hornball I could have sex and watch porn 10 minutes later...

Yeah, well I got laid on Tuesday.

I'm posting from the future.

This bitch needs to hurry up, yea I think she's hot but I'm not paying for anything.

Don't thank me, thank over-head. I'd never even heard of that site.

You should check out this cam bitch so we can comment about her...

She's back!

She can shoot a vibrator out of her ****, and she cums on demand.

And she's super hot with big boobs and a nice ass....and look at her tongue...

She rules.

She's ugly.

Uh no way....did you look at her face, her picture is kind of unflattering but she's not ugly.

I've seen your posts in the boobs thread, so I'm gonna have to go with luv on this one - probably nasty

I hear sedated has good taste, so I'll go with him, which means by proxy, I go with Luv.

that depends on if she wiped herself properly

beggars can't be choosers.... :p