Sounds easy enough. Just bring in a couple of those huge pythons. :evil:

When you have low class white trash owning all kinds of exotic animals and then releasing them or having them escape, this is what happens.

Florida has some of the most lax regulations for owning exotic animals.

Modern problems require modern solutions :thumb:

Looks like he was “spotted” and then “gotted”.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">RAPPER ARRESTED: Nehemiah Harden, better known by his rap alias SpottemGottem, was apprehended by the Miami-Dade Police Department Tuesday, following a high-speed chase and the discovery of illegal firearms. <a href="https://t.co/zcqXO9WRmF">https://t.co/zcqXO9WRmF</a></p>&mdash; WSVN 7 News (@wsvn) <a href="https://twitter.com/wsvn/status/1681823778559385602?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 20, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Tupac related?

Perhaps Charles Manson-related too!

Is that guy 12 years old or 35?

Florida man attempts tp rob a Wendy's with an alligator


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It's been a rough year for "Rapper Tekashi 6ix9ine"... curb stomped at an LA Fitness bathroom and now this arrest.

Link: https://www.local10.com/news/local/2...-beach-county/

https://res.cloudinary.com/graham-me...ng?_a=AJFJtWIA

Apparently Tripod had the same tastes in booze as 19 year old sorority girls.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...dge-white-claw

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-m...-hamster-wheel

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This may not be the most bizarre Florida story, but I think it deserves to go into the archives:

Florida man arrested for allegedly refusing to pay for 'Waffle House' tattoo

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-m...e-house-tattoo

I thought they went back to Buffalo for the winter

Sounds shitty…

Link: https://people.com/florida-man-sues-...toilet-8422800

Center of Ft. Lauderdale just got nailed by a tornado.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-theme="dark"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">🚨<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BREAKING?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#BREAKING</a>: A Large Tornado touches down on the ground in the area of Fort Lauderdale reports of damage <br><br>📌<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/FortLauderdale?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#FortLauderdale</a> | <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Florida?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Florida</a> <br><br>Numerous Florida residents watched a confirmed large tornado touches down in the heart of Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Officials from the… <a href="https://t.co/roLSftVuq1">pic.twitter.com/roLSftVuq1</a></p>&mdash; R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) <a href="https://twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/1743779009148641588?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 6, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Horny teen but a stuffed animal?

Arabs will be pleased that they, finally, have been out done.

That guy couldn't make a decent life choice if his life depended on it, and it does. Eventually those he rolled on are going to finish him and he'll be an afterthought with his corpse broadcast on the internet like XXXTentacion. It's just a matter of when.

I love this thread more than words can say.

He was the leader of the My Little Pony fan club....:LOL:

Florida and The Middle East.

What do they have in common?

We should detonate nuclear weapons in both.

This has to have been in Florida.

didn't that guy snitch on the bloods or something? Seems like a death wish.

I never heard of him until youtube channels that I watch started talking about him

Florida is both a great place to live and visit. Just stay away from the weirdos, it can't be that hard.

I was born there and when I moved to Kansas and had to give my social security number for various reasons (drivers license, school, work, etc) they were always very confused by the first 3 digits because they never seen it before and thought I was giving them a fake number every single time.