A wad of twenties is all it takes to get the puss.

*non-infected puss LMAO

This is true with some women, but not all of us. Some men play mind games, too.

:hmmm: You're a "glass is half empty" type of guy, aren't you?

Not really, you just reminded me of my last class reunion.

The never ending supply of single moms and the current divorce rate is a gold mine for the "nice guy" who's learned to play his cards right. Those shiny new cars he couldn't afford are now rowed up on the back lot begging for something decent to come kick their tires.

Karma is good! LMAO

You guys talking about pus puss are eternally single

I finally made a move. Askes her to dinner well see how this goes.

Welp... at least there's porn. Thanks /r/GoneWild!

Just got back from being out of town for a little over a week. The girlie came by with pizza and wine, and jumped my bones three times. "Making up for lost time", she says. Yay me.

She wants your gut bug.

Sounds like a good time.

I'm nervous about this dinner. I really don't know how to straight up tell her I like her.

just tell her she's everything you thought you never wanted in a girl

Did you decide how to tell her?

No

Wow. You are one pathetic loser. Be a man.

Sounds like you are screwed and know what's coming. She must be dropping serious "just friends" hints if you are that nervous.

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Is it really wrong to be a kept woman?

Invoke Sally Field...but on her—not you.

billay, I could have sworn you were talking.g shit to me when I was talking about how nervous I was when I first started courting this chick. I thought you already knew all the answers?

I know how to work strangers and play the game. When its someone your friends with its a different story that I've came nowhere near mastering or even trying for that matter.

Today my girl's car broke down on the side of the road and I dropped everything I was doing (I was at work) and immediately went and fixed her car and got her on her way.

I drove back to work and was sitting there and realized that I do love her. I would do anything for her without question. I think I'm going to tell her this weekend. I'm nervous.

HEY YA'LL BUCKS' GETTIN' MARRIED TO A GIRL WHO CAN'T EVEN USE ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE

Don't be stupid.

She seriously doesn't have roadside assistance? ROFL

No. Neither do I.

Imma be the devil's advocate and ask "Yousure, brah?"

Because you shouldnt be. If I understand correctly, you haven't been involved long enough.. Youve seen a lot of the good you two being together can be with only little of the bad.

Are you sure you both can handle the bad, even the very-very-very "she has catastrophic character flaws" or "Buck gets a sickness that forces him to shit in a bag" bad stuff?

He's not asking her to marry him.

I get that but the L word has a loooooooot of implications along those lines IMHO.

I mean, it's the way I feel about her. Like patteeu said, we're not tying the knot.

OK. I don't think it's any big deal really. He's telling her that he cares enough about her to call it love, but he's not making a long term commitment. I guess it depends on how he goes about telling her.

How comfortable are you in the I love you return?

Before or after she ****s the other guy?

Roadside assistance is literally like a $2 a month endorsement on your auto policy.

I don't think you should be nervous about telling someone you love them. If that's how you feel, then that's great. Are you nervous because you're expecting to hear it in return and afraid you won't? It shouldn't matter if she says it back. If she's not ready to say it, then she's not ready to say it. If you are, then just do it. I also don't think it's something you need to "plan" on doing. It shouldn't be rehearsed. Again, JMO.

Reading his comments last week, I'd say he's pretty comfortable she's there as well.

I wonder why she hasn't said it. Does she expect him to say it first? Why does love have to be a friggin' guessing game? It's not like they're friends and they have to worry about making thing awkward. They're dating. You have to think it will happen eventually.

Of course, this is coming from someone whose been jilted more than a few times. I like being upfront, and I like closure. If you like me, tell me. If you don't want to see me again, just man up and say so.

Anyway, sorry about the tangent. Buck, if you feel it, say it. No need to be nervous.

Different people are different.

"I Love You" does not equal "I do".

Go for it, brah! :thumb:

WTF?

There have been several studies to show that guys "fall in love" faster and are quicker to tell their significant other. Doesn't mean she won't love you, you just might be there before she is.

Do u guys kiss the girl after she blows u?

Seems as though this girl is going to flake on me. Ill chalk this up as a L and move on. Deleted out the phone boom.

People seriously worry about that?

IT'S YOUR ****ING DICK!

Best night away with the girl I've been dating.

I've been going to a physical therapist for my back issues the last 2 weeks and my PT is pretty cute. She's probably 23-27. Said she's only been doing PT since December. I go twice a week so I'm getting to know her a bit. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a bit interested. I'll only be going to her for another 4 or 5 weeks probably. I doubt I'd ever have the nuts to ask her out, but if I did I'd have to do it on my last day of therapy. Lol, I guess if I feel the need to ask for advice here, I'm basically a lost cause...

He's probably like me and says to others "Go for it! What have you got to lose?" but then can't pull the trigger when the time comes for himself.

This. Unless its a complete stranger I just want to bang.

Christ, I can't even hit on a trashy chick at a bar. So at least you've got that goin for you. Sad part is, I'm not even afraid of dealing with 10 seconds of rejection. I'm just shy by nature. Sucks complete ass.

I guess its easier when the girl is clearly giving you signs she likes you. In fact, if she's not, then she's probably not interested.

I've got mixed signals.

True, but it's tough to tell sometimes, especially if it's someone who is at work. Be it a waitress or in my case a therapist, you sometimes don't know if they're just really friendly while working. I usually assume they are just being nice professionally and never make any moves.

Then no, she's just being polite.

Talking about staying at your place and random sexual things is being more than polite.

She's playing games. I curved her ass. If she wants it she can hit me up. I'm not putting any effort in this.

You never know for sure until ya nut up and find out yourself. Easier said than done for some. Believe me, I know.

I think she's playing games for attention. Girls are like that.

This is at best a drunken hookup but more than likely nothing. Like I said I'm done putting in effort.

Call her on it. The next time she says something like that, say, "so are we going to hit it, or are you just doing a bit?"

At work is usually a big no no.

Yeah I agree, but in this case I'll be outta there in a few weeks at most. Could just throw it out there after my last appointment. I wouldn't be a patient after that. Probably won't though.

the old saying 'don't shit where you eat'...

Gave in and activated an OKC account for shits and grins. There's a lot less attractive women than I remember. And they're the ones looking at my account. Joy.

Ah well, it'll provide for a good drinking game for me.

That's not what he's talking about. It's her work, not his.

I never said or implied it was his work.

Even if you think that a girl is your perfect match, they're more than likely used to guys hitting on them all the time at their workplace and just automatically will think you're another dirt bag.

That's not mixed signals. Are you sure you're not full of shit?

I'm sure. I thought for sure this girl wanted a good ****ing.

That doesn't make it a no no. Not even a little one. There's no more to lose in that situation than at a bar or in a church even if your theory that the success rate will be lower is correct.

Don't eat where you shit.

:doh!:

It's don't shit where you eat, moron.

Ah well you've never had a job I'm surprised you'd know the saying.

"Don't shit what you eat. Wait, do."

Wrong.

I also tried to get romantically involved with two girls from work. Worst idea ever.

I second that notion.

I've been married 24 years to a woman I met through work. :shrug:

We did work in different departments, though.

No shit. Women are emotional and irrational.

Advice here needed:

I've been seeing this girl for 2 months or so. She's moving about 2 hours away, for 5 months, for an internship.

In taking her out a couple times this week, however before she leaves should I send her flowers? What should the card say? I was thinking something like "good luck and I hope to see you soon"

Suggestions??

Define seeing.