Dude, one time I had a huge poop and it caused damage. That poop was definitely not 7 inches.

Next time shove a raccoon up there so you can do some stretches

ROFL

Pure gold, e.

Lot of you guys gonna be mad when we extend this guy. Spags loves the guy

Spags doesnt have to worry about the financials, either, or what happens on offense.

https://www.kshb.com/news/local-news...-tree-lighting

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Kansas City Chiefs safety Tyrann Mathieu has reportedly pulled out of the Kansas City, Missouri, mayor's ceremonial Christmas tree lighting.

KCMO Mayor Quinton Lucas took to Twitter to jokingly comment on the change.

"Welp. Any of y'all want to come help us flip the switch instead?" Lucas tweeted.

The football player would have been the one to "flip the switch" to light up the Christmas tree.

They really should have asked Salvy to flip the switch

I think he has a lost a 1/2 step but he still has one more year left. After next year, not so sure.

Are you mixing up Tyreek with Tyrann?

Mathieu does not have 1 year left. He is a FA after the season.

I think he means before he starts really going down hill in his abilities.

I think we are already seeing him really going downhill. He had a really good game against the Ravens for his first game of the season, but in the 9 weeks since he's been pretty invisible, which probably explains his attitude on twitter.

I doubt he's looking to sign a 1 year deal, even if he ends this year on his current bleh pace.

Hey little anal-dwelling butt monkey, it's time for you to go home.

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Wut are you talking about. He's been good this past month.

Hes averaged 4 tackles a game over the last month. He has 1 PD and 1 TFL. He recovered a fumble on a pass that probably should have gone for a 50 yard or whatever TD against him if Fenton didn't come rushing in and punch the ball out, hitting Mathieu in the head.

What would you say he has done in the last month that goes against me claiming he's been pretty invisible on defense since his first game of the year in week 2?

He shut down Waller pretty effectively.

Did he?

5 catches allowed on 6 targets against him for a total of 79 yards and a 118.8 passer rating allowed.

Seems good.

Maybe it had to do with all of the pressure the front was creating on Carr that shut down their offense. Just maybe.

It's fun to think he was on an island 1v1 against Waller all night, though.

I wonder if Badger bowed out of flipping the Plaza lights because he thought he would get boo'ed?

I see “pile of dildos” is still an accurate description of this thread.

Mayor's Christmas tree, not the plaza lights... Two different things...

As long as he shows up on sunday my ass ain't chapped...