Tommy Bitch not starting his announcing career until 2024… we are spared one more year from him on TV.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tom Brady tells <a href="https://twitter.com/ColinCowherd?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@ColinCowherd</a> on <a href="https://twitter.com/FS1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@FS1</a> that he will start his broadcast career with FOX in the Fall of 2024. <a href="https://t.co/CI82wjTnJV">pic.twitter.com/CI82wjTnJV</a></p>&mdash; FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX) <a href="https://twitter.com/NFLonFOX/status/1622669061745418241?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 6, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Good of time as any to let this thread die

He's coming back! ROFL

Probably having more plastic surgery, and an eye lift too.

this m'fer going to the highest bidder in july

i should make him gollum in the SB video

He's going to the 49ers.

See him in the Super Bowl next year, come back from the dead like Palpatine one last time

This sick bitch better find something constructive to do with himself… shit is already getting weird for him.

He’s just getting the 20 year old baddies excited so that they know what’s up when he and DiCaprio are out and about.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tom Brady officially filed a letter today with the NFL and NFLPA, reconfirming his Feb. 1 retirement, per sources.<br><br>This letter silences any questions about whether Brady might return and now makes him eligible for the Pro Football Hall of Fame, Class of 2028. <a href="https://t.co/o8iAgbxrQS">pic.twitter.com/o8iAgbxrQS</a></p>&mdash; Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) <a href="https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1624150503583260672?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 10, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Screw this guy. Go away. We never want to see you again.

told ya

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tom Brady might not be “done after all&quot; with his playing in the NFL, according to <a href="https://twitter.com/RichEisenShow?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@RichEisenShow</a> who talked to people in Indy.<br><br>&quot;Folks are saying keep an eye on Miami.&quot; <a href="https://t.co/G554c1AI6p">pic.twitter.com/G554c1AI6p</a></p>&mdash; Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) <a href="https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1632862619311779842?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 6, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I refer you to Post #1050

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For God's sake. :doh!:

Another fake retirement from the boy who cried wolf.

Just ****ing die already.

No reason to retire when he makes Miami or San Francisco into contenders, or at least he will think so.

He and the Dolphins owner had a plan last offseason for him to become the starting QB and a minority owner of the franchise (a plan involving tampering for which the Dolphins were fined by the league), so it's not much of a surprise he'd look to follow through with it now.

How is it legal to give a player an ownership stake? Sounds like cheating the salary cap in a major way.

He’s addicted to attention. Such a bitch

He’s not going to retire any time soon, oh well if the Chiefs can still win Lombardi’s while he plays I won’t care.

Oh god I don't want to play the refs again

Sure…come back. That way you can go out looking like complete shit.

He’s obviously very worried that Patrick erases him from league history!

He must have really hated being in Tampa if he was looking for a way out immediately.

He also probably saw the writing on the wall there in terms of their time as a contender being over.

Makes sense. If he came back he would only go to a stacked team. Zero chance of spoiling his legacy by making him earn it with lesser talent. He might not want Miami though as their defense is not very good (and he needs a Top 10 one to win anything. I would love seeing the mental gymnastics Patriots fans go through if he went there and beat them with an AFCE team.

Come on, aggressive pancreatic cancer….

Buffalo fans will really start crying too.

god just thinking about brady playing the pats twice is enough for anyone to want to see this happen LMAO

and patrick getting another chance to get one over on tom in the postseason? YES PLEASE

DO IT TOM

I guess we will get to hear Tyreek running his mouth again about how Brady is so much better than Mahomes.

Don't we play the dolphins in the regular season too? I'm not scared of Brady. Let him taint his career.

He looks like he drank a gallon of antifreeze while getting pummeled by an AIDS tree.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FqkiT-AW...jpg&name=large

I'm increasingly convinced the guy has some legit mental issues going on. Or at least he's tied his sense of self so strongly to football that he doesn't know how to quit.

Give it up Tommy boy. :shake:

I'm not scared of brady. I'm scared of the refs

Of course he wants to throw to Reek and Waddle, can't really blame him

So come on back for another helping of humble pie, Tommy Boy

And if Tommy Bitch is playing QB for the Dolphins it will most likely be Miami at Chiefs for the Thursday Night opener.

What an idiot if he does. He has zero chance in the AFC. He's washed and his has told him he's washed. He can't take hits.

For God’s sake, Why won’t this mother****er just go away?

Does he realize that they only converted like 5 3rd and 9 or longer the entire season out of like 60 tries. By far worst in the league.

I’d love to pummel that old ****er on national TV one last time.

You can't retire during Super Bowl media week again next year if you don't unretire this year.

He's done.

This is a bunch of people at the combine hyperfantasizing over Brady.

Happy to give 3:1 odds?

tom didn't get divorced to go one and done

he's 100% coming back

Then why retire in the first place?

Then please take my odds.

because he's a drama queen

He should be banging all the Insta models he can get his hands on in the Caribbean since being divorced, not contemplating extending an overextended career by one or two more years. What's he got left to prove or to earn?? Hell, go be minority owner of the Dolphins now and take your Instahoes to the owner's box with you, Brady. Live life, you've earned it.

Nah, he did it legitimately last year and came back because he still wanted to be playing.

He wouldn't have gotten ahead of it this year and done it immediately if he hadn't been sure. He also saw his skills declining and didn't want to go out any worse than he already did. Very different from how he ended the prior season.

He knows he sullies his legacy if he plays this game again. It's not happening. He cares too much about the narrative and his legacy to do this again.

He will play until he’s 80.

Wasn't Gisele banging her photographer like a week after they split? She was definitely cheating on him in that case. He probably just unretired last year because he knew the divorce was inevitable and he delayed that Fox contract.

As long as the Chiefs have Patrick Mahomes, I couldn't give a **** if Brady chooses to retire or not. We've been to 3 SBs in 5 years. **** him.

I think he's got the Michael Jordan bug. It's part of what makes them great but it's also a mental thing that I think 99.9% of people just don't have. Just a sick obsession with competition. Not sure Brady has gambling or golf like Jordan did though.

Are they really gonna have Tyreek running 15 yard outs? That's about all his arm has left in it

LMAO

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Anyone who thinks I have time to come back to the NFL has never adopted a 2 month old kitten for their daughter. <a href="https://t.co/Qzf2H4vr1j">https://t.co/Qzf2H4vr1j</a></p>&mdash; Tom Brady (@TomBrady) <a href="https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1633173176845758467?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 7, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

It isn't legal.

And sign his paperwork.

This isn't the same situation as before where he verbally retired but never followed through. He's actually retired in the eyes of the NFL. Coming back wouldn't be nearly as easy as it was before.

Not that the Miami owner gives a shit. I'm sure Bob Kraft was doing some under the table stuff for Brady as well.

We do know that. The Pats were giving Brady's side hustle wellness business he started with his conman trainer basically free rent near foxbourgh.

This shit is hilarious. **** Tom Brady and all, but his tweets are often entertaining.


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Anyone who thinks I have time to come back to the NFL has never adopted a 2 month old kitten for their daughter. <a href="https://t.co/Qzf2H4vr1j">https://t.co/Qzf2H4vr1j</a></p>&mdash; Tom Brady (@TomBrady) <a href="https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1633173176845758467?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 7, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Literally 5 posts down

Honestly at this point if Brady came back in the NFC he'd be a top 5 QB probably. Maybe higher than that.

I'd like to see him go to Miami. Tom pairing up with Tyreek would fire up our guys.

Where would he go in the NFC, though?

Everyone over there is either already committed to a QB or not in a position to win now even with Brady. The only two I'd think would even be worth it for him to try are the Rams or Commanders.

No, it really wouldn't fire anyone on the Chiefs up.

Clay 2017: "Brady is washed up" thread.

What would the league do to stop it?

Does Tampa own his rights if he comes back?

49ers would be his best option.

49ers are busy playing moneyball where they load up everywhere but QB to see if that'll work.

Idk if it's true but Shanahan has publicly stated that they don't want him.

They've got Purdy and Lance so I believe it.

he's coming back

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Report: Tom Brady might quit his new 10-year, $375 million deal with Fox Sports.<a href="https://twitter.com/AndrewMarchand?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@AndrewMarchand</a> says that right now Brady is at 51% more likely to walk away from his FOX deal before it starts, adding that it&#39;s &quot;fluctuating&quot;.<a href="https://t.co/Q8UUMiJ6J6">https://t.co/Q8UUMiJ6J6</a> <a href="https://t.co/BR0GUQbXpT">pic.twitter.com/BR0GUQbXpT</a></p>&mdash; Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) <a href="https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1654212945264386050?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 4, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

He would absolutely blow goats as a color guy.

Just ****ing die, Tom

I cringe every time I see this thread bumped

That would rock!

i want tom back
i want him back real bad

i want TOM BRADY'S LAST GAME TO BE A LOSS TO PATRICK MAHOMES IN THE POSTSEASON

I think Fox underestimates how much people actually hate Tom Brady. And listening to his press conferences and interviews is excruciating because he has a soft spoken, lazy way of talking that doesn't seem like it would be compatible with calling a game. I don't know exactly how to explain his speaking style, but lazy seems close.

I never want to have to listen to him call a Chiefs game.

He sounds like half a bundle of sticks, he should never call a football game. No women either.

He gets special treatment from the refs. I just want him to stay retired, but I also don’t expect him to keep his word.

I've been surprised since he signed the Fox deal that it was to be an in-game commentator. I suppose the money is better, but a studio job is so much easier, and requires no travel assuming he has a house in LA.

Now heres a take from you thats actually spot on for once

He would be objectively awful in the booth, I say bring your tired ass on Tommy Boy... go to Frisco or Miami and see what happens