Definitely not getting any tonight. LMAO

You’ll need to be celibate for a week, maybe a month. Thanks for your sacrifice!

You good.

Come on Martinez

Damn. Thought I was onto something there for a sec.

Shit yeah bitches. Let's win this whole damn thing!

I'll say one thing about Atlanta - I watch a lot of their games, and they don't quit. It's probably over, but not definitely over.

Dammit Martinez. Throw what Yadi wants you to throw.

Christ, Carlos. :facepalm:

Dammit

I mean ball 1 was strike 3 but this ump is a one who sucks the penis

This is why we don't trust Carlos, DJ.

Told ya these ****ers don't quit.

Good lord

Don't know why we were pitching to Acuna anyway. Guy's a HR hitting machine