Drew Waters is back
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We have made the following roster moves: <a href="https://t.co/VSeUx5pKTK">pic.twitter.com/VSeUx5pKTK</a></p>&mdash; Kansas City Royals (@Royals) <a href="https://twitter.com/Royals/status/1662185057337917463?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 26, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

It's about time.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Daniel Lynch (rotator cuff strain) was scheduled for a bullpen today in AAA. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Royals?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Royals</a> have TBA listed as Sunday&#39;s starter in KC. Seems like Lynch is lined up for that spot. <br><br>Brad Keller (shoulder soreness) is scheduled for a bullpen tomorrow. No return timeline for him yet.</p>&mdash; Anne Rogers (@anne__rogers) <a href="https://twitter.com/anne__rogers/status/1662222821999939590?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 26, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

After the his Royals contract, teams will have paid Jordan Lyles 51 million to attempt to play baseball.

The guy simply must have the best agent ever. Hes always sucked. His entire life. And hes made 51 million. Just amazing. Good for him.

****ing Jordan Lyles is such absolute trash it's ridiculous. 11 starts 0-8 7.30 ERA, he has to be DFA'd for Lynch, right? They cant continue running a dude out there that has a 7.3 ERA. In his 11 starts, starting with the most recent (tonight) he's allowed 5, 4, 7, 4, 6, 7, 4, 3, 4, 5, and 1 earned run. That's ****ing pathetic.

I'd rather literally anyone in the minors be up pitching instead of this hunk of shit. How in the **** has this guy been in the majors for 13 years.

Why in the ever living **** did we give this shit stain a 2 year $17 million deal. That shit is ridiculous.

There's no way they'll get rid of Lylee they'd probably tell you he's doing his job because he's eating innings.

Too bad Bobby Witt sucks.

KEEP DOUBTING BOBBY WITT JUNIOR YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!

It would be such a bad decision to try to extend Bobby Witt Jr. We really, really shouldn't do it.

This is supposed to be Robin Yount, but an elite group to be with.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Bobby Witt Jr. is the 5th shortstop ever, 22 or younger, to have a 4+ hit, 2+ HR, 4+ RBI game.<br><br>Robin Young (1978)<br>Carlos Correa (2017)<br>Gleyber Torres (2019)<br>Fernando Tatis Jr. (2021)</p>&mdash; Dave Holtzman (@DHoltzy) <a href="https://twitter.com/DHoltzy/status/1662286178043719680?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 27, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

It's unbelievable and KC gave him his biggest contract ever at 32.5 years old and he's rewarding with -0.8 WAR as well as being one of the worst pitchers in the league! Yay!

A big frustration this year is that our pitchers seem incapable of stringing together a 1-2-3 inning the half inning after our offense comes alive.

Another play for the Olivares defensive reel. You just cannot have someone playing OF in the K doing that 2-3 times a week.

Cuas sucks ass. Plus 8 walks and 4 strikeouts by Royals pitching! Great performance!

As one of the unfortunate few souls out there that is both a Royals and Nats fan (I still watch at least a little of each game of both teams because apparently I hate myself), I am at least enjoying this ridiculous scoring game.