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sedated 10-17-2013 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 10089313)
Says the guy who openly bragged about banging some ratchet skank in front of a bunch of strangers LMAO
lolwut?

DaKCMan AP 10-17-2013 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted by AndChiefs (Post 10093217)
Why would you be dumbfounded by something that describes basically every woman in existence?
True, maybe dumbfounded isn't the right word.

Canofbier 10-17-2013 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 10093218)
Talked to my ex girlfriend yesterday. I still miss her.

Still need to break it with current girl. I feel bad because I was broke for the last two weeks and I let her spend money on me.
After careful consideration, I've come up with a pretty good solution for you:

1) Break up with the poor girl you're using
2) Pimp yourself out
_a) Have sex
_b) Get paid
3) Be not broke

Buck 10-17-2013 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10093243)
After careful consideration, I've come up with a pretty good solution for you:

1) Break up with the poor girl you're using
2) Pimp yourself out
_a) Have sex
_b) Get paid
3) Be not broke
Hells yeah.

But I think I'm finally over having sex all the time. I might just cool my jets for a few months.

LoneWolf 10-17-2013 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 10093257)
Hells yeah.

But I think I'm finally over having sex all the time. I might just cool my jets for a few months.
You know how I know you're gay? You just typed that you're going to stop having sex with women for a few months.

Ceej 10-17-2013 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10093317)
You know how I know you're gay? You just typed that your going to stop having sex with women for a few months.
How'd you manage this?

Buck 10-17-2013 09:01 AM
Food and weed is all you need.

LoneWolf 10-17-2013 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 10093331)
Food and weed is all you need.
And this paddle ball game, this chair, and this thermos.

LoneWolf 10-17-2013 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Ceej (Post 10093326)
How'd you manage this?
Fixed just for you.

Predarat 10-17-2013 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 10093218)
Talked to my ex girlfriend yesterday. I still miss her.

Still need to break it with current girl. I feel bad because I was broke for the last two weeks and I let her spend money on me.
Don't, you are just making up for what usually happens about 96% of the time, score 1 for the good guys but we are still losing like 4-96.

MahiMike 10-17-2013 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 10093218)
Talked to my ex girlfriend yesterday. I still miss her.

Still need to break it with current girl. I feel bad because I was broke for the last two weeks and I let her spend money on me.
Why do you have to break it off? I'm not understanding the concept. Just bang 'em both. If they have issues w/this, dump them both and move on.

Of course I don't even believe in marriage myself. 50% of Americans agree w/this - eventually.

Ceej 10-17-2013 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10093347)
Fixed just for you.
I had never seen it in the same post.

Mind. Blown.

Buck 10-17-2013 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 10093380)
Why do you have to break it off? I'm not understanding the concept. Just bang 'em both. If they have issues w/this, dump them both and move on.

Of course I don't even believe in marriage myself. 50% of Americans agree w/this - eventually.
Not getting back with my ex. Just talked to her. No desire to have sex with current girl.

The Franchise 10-17-2013 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10093317)
You know how I know you're gay? You just typed that you're going to stop having sex with women for a few months.
It has nothing to do with being gay. Unless you have a true "**** buddy" or are in a relationship....then sex can end up being a waste of time and money after a while.

SAUTO 10-17-2013 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10093577)
It has nothing to do with being gay. Unless you have a true "**** buddy" or are in a relationship....then sex can end up being a waste of time and money after a while.
huh? sex is never a waste of time.

I would rather have terrible sex than work.


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