**** this guy to death with Freddie Mercury's dick dipped in Liberace's blood.

I call this the crocodile tears of Derek Carr"

" Yeah Coach, his mascara will be running like a mother****er"

Dude, Patrick just retweeted a reply to your tweet. That's pretty ****ing cool.

[QUOTE=sedated;13932527]It took a few viewings to notice the way his head moves, but he looks like a cyborg scanning the field for any possible targets/enemies.

He looks like Spiderman. He runs all over at all these crazy angles avoiding people then slings balls everywhere on a frozen freaking rope. In addition to that his throwing motion is so compact it looks like he is web-slinging

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Schwartz already commented on the gif

"Alright, fries this week"!

we went with "hey patrick...bet this...sandwich...would be really good with ketchup on it!"

it lip syncs almost perfectly

also i replaced all the followers i lost when i tombstone'd alex smith

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Good for you, boo! Make that internet your bitch.

the internet is, was and will always be my bitch

"Move Bitch" Feat. Andy Reid

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my god its full of stars

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Patrick Mahomes isn&#39;t even playing the same sport as the rest of these guys. <a href="https://t.co/KvJB1Gxzdw">pic.twitter.com/KvJB1Gxzdw</a></p>&mdash; Seth Keysor (@RealMNchiefsfan) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealMNchiefsfan/status/1069786909847814144?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 4, 2018</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This touchdown is right up there with Mahomes&#39; best throws of the season. The pressure evasion, the off platform release, the velocity, the &quot;literally the only place it can go&quot; placement. It&#39;s unbelievable.<br><br>Look at the defenders afterward. They can&#39;t even believe it. <a href="https://t.co/nSy3M6mW9y">pic.twitter.com/nSy3M6mW9y</a></p>&mdash; Seth Keysor (@RealMNchiefsfan) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealMNchiefsfan/status/1069784049441476608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 4, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Man does it feel great to have our QB for the next 20 years and a head coach who is one of the best ever who will also probably be here for another 10 or so. I still feel like Mahomes is just scratching the surface. He puts more arc on his deep balls he can literally be unstoppable

****ing Northwestern Football retweeted my GIF LMAO

These are halcyon days.

The one long throw to Kelce where he got finger tip touched with a knee down, while awesome to watch, he could have stayed in the pocket longer ther.