We’re virgins.

The most touchdown passes ever by a Superbowl winning quarterback in one season is 41 by Kurt Warner in 1999.

It’s time for another Missouri quarterback to set a new record

We went to Friday’s for dinner tonight (yeah I know, I know) I’m wearing my Mahomes jersey. Server tells us she’s a Stoolers fan, but is rooting for us now. Tells us her mom and dad are at a table behind us. We wave at them and they say we really want Mahomes to win Sunday!

Don’t tell the Pats though, they’ll come out with another shirt and act disrespected.

Also, Dan Marino threw 43+ for a second time in the 80s. Missed that so the stat is odd enough to be a pattern. 0-7. Crazy.

Too drunk to do a karaoke right now. But I’m sure all of you bald headed, goatee rocking, classic rock loving, Camarrowhead looking, mother ****ers know about Bad Moon Rising by CCR. Well here’s my Blood moon version of the song, so enjoy.



I feel a blood moon rising
I feel victory on the way
I hear decibels getting higher
Pats O line won’t hear Tom on Sunday

Come late Sunday night
When the Pats get on their flight
Tears of pain in their eyes

I hear Pats fans excuses flowin
They know the end is coming soon
I see Chiefs bandwagon fans a growin
Mahomes fatheads in all their rooms

After Sunday night
Super Bowl in our sights
Yeah there’s a blood moon on the rise

Hope you are ready for the weather
Pats fans get ready to cry
A victory Chiefs celebrate together
Pats dynasty has hit end of the line

Yeah blood moons out tonight
A Chiefs victory in sight
Pat Mahomes on the rise!

Aaron Rodgers also threw 45 TDS in 2011 so 0-8. This is bizarre.

Mahomes has the chance to do what 8 couldn't.

omfg

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Bumbaclot!

Ya mon, yuh nuh haffi worry bout nuttin! Di Chiefs a gwaan win di game pon Sunday. We guh party fimi team and fi di gyal dem!


One love!!

Per 610..

Tom Brady’s lowest passer rating at an opposing stadium is 68.7.

That stadium? Arrowhead.

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Heres a stat Chiefs fans will love to counter my previous one. Definitely a different team on road come playoffs.

So goddamn hard right now.

Sunday needs to get here before I explode.

This was the Star's front page in 2015:

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I'd say they nailed it.