That's her fault if he didn't. I just don't understand why it's impossible for people to communicate. You want to fix a problem in your relationship? Try opening your mouth and being honest. Goddamn people are just unbelievably stupid.

Although, I'm sure that that was a lie too. You got rolled dude. Pack it up and move on. I'd suggest that you quit worrying about this girl and get on with your life. I understand that good sex is a hard thing to give up, but you are just going to set yourself up for a lifetime of lies and misery if what you currently want to have happen actually ends up happening.

ROFL

No, no. You have a huge cock. It's just that my snatch is freakishly large. I've had doctors tell me this.

I'm not sure if you have any personal experiences with vaginas, but some are larger than others, lol.

We all say that.

Just like you all say that the girl currently sucking your dick is the best damn blow job you've ever had. At least to her face.

Well, the current one always is the best one ever, until the next. We tell no lies.

Mer was so much cooler than Katipan. I miss her. She had a gun and everything.

No sense in saying "I've had better blow jobs" while she is giving you a blow job.....ouch.

thats rich.

I'm going to check the name of the thread starter again, you know, the guy ready to blow his own brains out on the front stoop of the woman who was so impressed with his kong-dong that she lied to him for 3 years, and decided to stay with the thimble-dick who couldn't get her off.

Shygums tried this bullshit too. You're in fine company.


When you stood on her step, weeping, and realized that you were just "chic-rolled"....was she swaying back and forth, rolling her hands and singing "we've been together, for so loooooooooong"

ahahahahah

Losing my HK was one of my punishments.

I'm still pretty cool, dammit.

ROFL



Whatever woman has my dick in her mouth, that's the best blow job I've ever had.

Exactly.

And you make a good point about the teeth. Unless you have an old one gumming that mother****er, you're in some real danger. Best to tread lightly.

Its only when you realize that ALL of them are the size of the Mariana Trench, that it occurs you've got the hangdown of an infant dwarf.



this is the opening for the line I've used here before.
"there is no such thing as a little pecker, thats just something chics with HUGE BERGINERS say."

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So this is a BAD thing to do? I thought it would make her try harder...

I think Katipan is full of wisdom, personally and I'd listen to her if I were you on this thread because she's spot on, imo.

But, in defense of this woman, it takes a lot of GUTS to leave the guy you're married to, you know? It's not like you can just up and walk out. It took me a good 4 years before I finally left my ex. And it isn't that I didn't know it was the right thing to do, it was all the embarassment I had to face in doing it. I'm not defending her, I'm just saying...walking away from your situation is a ****ing hard thing to do.

"You look like this chick that gave me the best blow job of my life."

Best pick up line ever.
Gets us in competition mode.