To be honest Ponson did alot better than i thought, you just have to score more than 1 run against the yankees to have any chance

demotion?

This is the role Farnsworth should play on the team.

Olivo has a donk.

Texeira has two BBs. Were they not pitching to him earlier?

WTF is going on here?

oh yeah, the game is not on the line, so farnsworth will be okay today.

They are suffer from major chokeage because they have been losers for so long. Prolly.

With that out, Farnsworth lowered his ERA to 20.25... sweet... OOOOo another out. down to 16.20 now!!

Shockingly!!!! Farnsworth looks pretty good in...brace yourselves...the role we all thought he should fill.

I wonder if the Royals will set an all time record for least runs scored.

Farnsworth is ON FIRE like Barkley in NBA JAM

Maybe in Farnsworth hits every Yankmee player so hard it breaks a bone then they won't be able to field a team in the 8th and 9th and we'll win. :D

Are you making a penis reference?

No. They'll score more runs than they did last year.

Ok. Stretch time at the new K.

Followed up by offensive fireworks.