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gblowfish 05-20-2009 01:25 PM
The CP just gets weirder and weirder.
And when the going gets weird, he weird turn pro.

Saccopoo 05-20-2009 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5780064)
Maybe you shouldn't show her your box of sex toys on the first date?
That used to be my third date ice breaker. First dates usually just end in with a foot massage and a little light petting. Maybe some oral sex. I'm all for taking my time these days.

keg in kc 05-20-2009 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5780066)
if she can take 9 inches, then ok....as long as she's under the understanding that I will not reciprocate
She'd laugh at your nine inches and ask where the rest was. It's a little known fact that "katipan" is apache for "grand canyon".

Katipan 05-20-2009 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5780092)
She'd laugh at your nine inches and ask where the rest was. It's a little known fact that "katipan" is apache for "grand canyon".
Nine inches would come out my belly button.

keg in kc 05-20-2009 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5780198)
Nine inches would come out my belly button.
How about 4.5 inches dipped in twice? I think I can manage that if I try to stretch it out for a few weeks.

Iowanian 05-20-2009 02:28 PM
Don't worry, I'm sure Roman will issue you another one of your cousins to marry when they turn 13. You may also be one of those people who would suck on a muddy h'roid.

You were getting a raw deal though, if you were taking 9" of plastic only to issue 3" of skin.


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Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5779585)
You illiterate redneck.
However, I also have many of these previously mentioned marital aids in addition to many, many others. When I used to have sex, I just wanted to make sure that my partner was completely and utterly satisfied and just wanted to cover all the bases. One would have to be naive, a neophyte or ill-trained in the sexual arts not have tools of the trade on hand to help ensure a pleasurable experience for all parties involved.

Iowanian 05-20-2009 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 5779631)
Since my dad has had prostate cancer, I get the "check" earlier than most men. 35ish or so which is coming up REALLLLLLY ****ing fast.

Anyone who says it isn't every bit as bad as you'd ever imagine is either a liar or gay.

Katipan 05-20-2009 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5780224)
How about 4.5 inches dipped in twice? I think I can manage that if I try to stretch it out for a few weeks.
Awwwww! You're going to bring a friend?

keg in kc 05-20-2009 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5780243)
Awwwww! You're going to bring a friend?
I don't think I've ever called him a friend, but I never go anywhere without him.

Mr. Plow 05-20-2009 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5780243)
Awwwww! You're going to bring a friend?
Actually, he's bringing me and I'm bringing a couple friends....got to get you the full 4.5 inches.

Jilly 05-20-2009 02:40 PM
I'm coming too, but I don't need any friends. Figure that one out.

keg in kc 05-20-2009 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5780261)
I'm coming too, but I don't need any friends. Figure that one out.
You're lucky. I'm only breathing hard.

Katipan 05-20-2009 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5780261)
I'm coming too, but I don't need any friends. Figure that one out.
LMAO LMAO

yes. yes you are.

keg in kc 05-20-2009 02:45 PM
The beauty of the recent exchange is that I'm the one who wouldn't ever come. ROFL

Katipan 05-20-2009 02:50 PM
Performance anxiety?

Smoke this.


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