That'd be fun to watch until Carson Palmer pulls out a gun and shoots himself right there in the huddle.

For what it's worth - you suck hard at disparaging nicknames.

Both 'Jests' and 'Hippo Ryan' are exceedingly ghey.

Like, worse than calling you 'dicksucks24'.

Just stop, they aren't funny no matter how many times you post them.

Personally, I would welcome Moss here with open arms... until he started sucking.

It would give Cassel confidence... and open holes for Jones, Charles, Bowe and Moeaki.

Winner winner chicken ****ing dinner.

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Laz is not very bright.

He is to football what Hootie is to morality.

For Ryan, I'd recommend going with Ryanosaurus Rex.

Ryanoceros

Now that's how a pro does it.

See, it incorporates his actual name into it while also making light of both his size and his over-the-top demeanor.

Take notes, Dicksock37.

Not really sure anyone will do that. I mean, it's a six-million-dollar cockblock (or whatever his salary works out to). What team really wants to take on that salary, as well as the potential headache Moss provides, just to block another team? No, I think there will be legitimate claims by a handful of teams who think he will provide some receiver help and stretch the defense. There are many plausible teams. Just off the bat, the Chiefs, Raiders, Broncos, Jets, Chargers, Packers, Bears... It's going to have to be a team that a.) has a need, b.) has playoff aspirations, c.) has a strong head coach/locker room, and d.) can afford to take a six-million-dollar flier on the guy.

IMO, weirdly enough, the only team that I can see putting in a claim just for appearances might be the Patriots. They're last on the list, so they certainly don't have to claim him, as he'd then be a FA and they could talk to him anyway, but putting in a claim is a nice gesture and, on the off chance no one else puts in a claim, would probably be enough of an olive branch to make Randy behave for the rest of the season. ("Look here, Randy, we appreciated your postgame comments, and we got a free third-rounder, so we're willing to pick up your full salary again. You come here, behave yourself now that you realize how much it could suck out there on a crappy team, and at the end of the season you can go your own way again.")

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If Hootie still has you on ignore, I'll quote this just so he sees it.

I'd take him any day, he's a nut case and all he's still a threat.

The 49ers should be all over this. They're #4 on the waiver list, they're only 2-3 games back, and Seattle is supposedly interested.

Moss, Crabtree, Davis, Gore, that's not bad. And at least for a little while, everyone will forget what a shitty coach Singletary is.

I don't think Denver needs to go get him at all... hell, I don't think McD is using Royal or Thomas correctly. Moss could possibly help them out with redzone issues and add another threat to a team that can't run, but no... he doesn't answer any of the questions they have on defense and would do nothing really for Denver at this point. They have to win out to reach 10 wins... not happening. They have to go 6-2 down the stretch to hit .500 - and while that could happen, I don't see it happening.

Denver can't stop anyone from running... it's the same story that it's been for 5 years.

I usually do.

Childress has lost his mind. I blame Fa-Va-Rah. He's driven Childress nuts.

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