Sherpas.

He's back, tackling campus rape

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I'm all for outdoors adventure, but something about these mountain climber guys makes me not really care what happens to them... I hope one of them dies for every canister of stove fuel and freeze dried food wrapper they leave up on that mountain.

They all have this grand idea about what it all means and what they've accomplished... I dunno, just dont care... go fall off a cliff.

A team of 30 random CPers could scale Everest.

Supplied with only a pack of Marboros and a case of Natty Light. (each)

Making a homemade big board at that elevation could lead to some interesting results

I can't imagine the ridicule that a CP member will experience for failing to drive a piton into granite with his cock.

I respect the hell out of climbers, climbing, and mountaineering. I don't, however, think much of the whole Everest deal. It's not good for the sport, imo. Now Caldwell and Jorgensen's Dawn Wall Ascent.... that's good for climbing.

Everest is just old, tired, and the domain of rich people trying to fix their midlife crises.

Deberg would die before making it. He would get distracted trying to post a "Deberg"-type thread and fall to his death.


Hootie would get murdered by the others after telling them how Manning doesn't get a fair shake for the 5 billionth time.

In men would die of frostbite nibbling on Clays nutsack

This needs a meme, and in a bad way. Not good with that stuff....but was thinking (ode to south park ski instructor):

IF YOU'RE GONNA FAP ON EVEREST....


YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME!

You win the game by blowing your load before dying.

Skeetcicle

I appreciate the distinction you make there, its the Everest and K2 middle aged rich guy types who act like living legends or something that I was aiming at.