LMAO

Protip: don't go on a first date during March Madness

You're forced to miss the games or get yelled at for paying too much attention to them.

LMAO

Then you went on a date with the wrong girl.

She was just teasing me. I was more into her than the games anyways.

Or not.

I'm smitten as well. I'll bet your dating experience will end better than mine, though.

My humble advice..

I never had a problem sparking up a conversation with women. I was the guy who would go after the hottest girl in the room, even if I really had no business doing so lol. The hot girls are almost alwaysaavailable because 90 percent of guys are too intimidated to talk to them; that's how I met my wife
. Go after the hot girls first.. Because two things will happen. A: it shows the hot chick you have loads of confidence (which they love) and B: other women may be watching.. It sends out an "alfa male" signal they love that lol.. I'm kidding but there is some truth to that; you're sending a subconscious message to every woman in the place that you posses confidence.. woman love confidence! Your chances of being shot down go up but you're essentially trading quality for quantity.

I don't know if this would work for significant others/soul mates, but when I can't find something that I'm looking for, I just start looking for something else. For some reason, I am able to find what I was originally looking for without having to sit down and amp out for twenty minutes.

It seemed when I WAS NOT looking to meet someone, here they all come. When I was open to the idea, I was pretty much invisible.

Thank God I'm finally old enough not to care about stuff like that anymore.

Dinny

So I had to leave work sick because of the hangover I have right now.

Ever feel like complete shit and a million bucks at the same time?

Oh and when I got home she had left (I wasn't going to make her leave at 4:30 when I went to work) and she left her jacket, presumably on purpose since it was in a big pile next to all her other stuff. I think she wants to see me again.

Do you stil have all your stuff? TV, jewelry, DVD player, XBOX, cat, liver.....

This was my first thought.

I left for an early lab in college one morning and had an evil little hoe take more than she was worth.

I haven't been following. I take it this wasn't the first date?

Really? I think she just has nice healthy, meaty vagina lips.

It was. I didn't let her drive home because she was as drunk as me.

There was a lot of drunken making out and rubbing...