Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9784352)

Thanks bro. Truth is, life happens in real time, and if I could do it again, I'd have simply told him he ought to just leave the park. Hindsight is wonderful. Life lesson learned.

This isn't the first incident with this parent, so throw that in and my trigger was a bit quick anyhow.

Originally Posted by Chiefshrink (Post 9785006)

If there is any apology to be given, it might be to his son and family who saw you do this in front of them. That's hard to see and I realize you didn't mean to make him look small in front of them. Just a thought.

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9786508)

What is the actual definition of a brawl, anyway? My definition would be this:

1. Must involve six or more people.

Plus

2. No weapons that are actual weapons. All weapons must be improvised.

Plus

3. There are more than two teams in the brawl.

Plus any two of the following three

a. Someone gets thrown through a window.
b. Someone gets hit in the back with a chair.
c. Someone gets thrown through a swinging door of some kind.

Am I correct?

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9786508)

What is the actual definition of a brawl, anyway? My definition would be this:

1. Must involve six or more people.

Plus

2. No weapons that are actual weapons. All weapons must be improvised.

Plus

3. There are more than two teams in the brawl.

Plus any two of the following three

a. Someone gets thrown through a window.
b. Someone gets hit in the back with a chair.
c. Someone gets thrown through a swinging door of some kind.

Am I correct?

Originally Posted by Omaha (Post 9786452)

Not this. Not this at all.



This.

The ****ing guy was leaving and the tantrum was over. An appropriate response would be to let the guy know that, while his son is welcome to play out the rest of the season, he has lost the privilege of attending games as he cannot conduct himself properly in public. Then the coaches could explain to the rest of the children after the game that behavior like that is ann embarrassment, is unacceptable, and will not be tolerated.

As it stands, Tooge and the other guy should both be banned from future games for their behavior. Frazod should also be banned for having such a stupid opinion and being a poor example of acceptable body composition for these young, aspiring athletes.

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9784590)

Did you guys hear about tooge stabbing that guy? That's what I heard.

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9786686)

You only got half the story, i hear him and some bearded muslim took the guy behind the bleachers and beheaded him with a dull pocketknife.

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9786508)

What is the actual definition of a brawl, anyway? My definition would be this:

1. Must involve six or more people.

Plus

2. No weapons that are actual weapons. All weapons must be improvised.

Plus

3. There are more than two teams in the brawl.

Plus any two of the following three

a. Someone gets thrown through a window.
b. Someone gets hit in the back with a chair.
c. Someone gets thrown through a swinging door of some kind.

Am I correct?

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 9787228)

Eye gouges and ear biting are also acceptable.

I would also allow ice picks.

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9787230)

roll of quarters
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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 9787228)

Eye gouges and ear biting are also acceptable.

I would also allow ice picks.

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9787353)

I think ice picks fall into the "improvised weapons" category, so this is good.

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 9787360)

Steal toe boots?

Belt buckles?