They work for sure. :thumb:

Nature intended human beings to squat to relief themselves not sit comfortably on a porcelain throne.

The WORST toilet for people are the handicap stalls because they elevate you to a very unnatural position of sitting in a high chair with your feet barely touching the floor. Most people need to push too hard and that causes problems.

Prunes.
Solve everything.

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Keto diet poops have given me best poops and saves me on tp because it's one wipers 90% of the time. Coffee keeps me regulated so I'm not constipated.

wife gave away 5 or 6 rolls of teepee from my personal stash to a co-worker (or client) in dire need. im not a hoarder, i've always bought the mega jumbo rolls (before the madness).

we're down to about a weeks' supply left and have not bought any since the first of february. im trying to decide if i need to trade her in for the newer model. ive had a good run with her and im kind of torn. maybe i'll listen to the awesome advice from CP.

Let's Go!!!!

Picture of said wife for better understanding your peculiar predicament. Could help factor in knowledge for best advice possible.

I was fairly constipated last night and took a handful of laxatives to help with the issue.

Woke up a few hours later to leave a Friday the 13th looking scene in the toilet. What a relief.

Ever since I had my Gall bladder removed, pooping has not been an issue.

Ever since I had my Gall bladder removed, pooping has not been an issue.

Appears to have given you a stutter though...

LMAO

In other news, my pooping is now back to normal.

I'm a damned bidet flowing the wrong way.

I'm heading in now. Will report back.

I bleed when I shit