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Hammock Parties 05-01-2019 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Miles (Post 14246546)
Didn’t even get hit with some BS nitpick to reduce?

I probably could have nitpicked but we're talking a couple hundred dollars.

Not worth it considering their reputation for ****ery.

Mr. Kotter 05-01-2019 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14244294)
I think not.

I waited 30 days and sent an e-mail.

Now I'm looking into other options since apparently they don't abide by the law and ignore their customers.

I bet you'd be the first to whine if a cop gave you a speeding ticket for 2 mph over, too...amiright? :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14246532)
Indeed. Postmarked 4/29.

You are an idiot....

Hammock Parties 05-01-2019 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter (Post 14246587)
I bet you'd be the first to whine if a cop gave you a speeding ticket for 2 mph over, too...amiright? :rolleyes:

I've been caught speeding twice and paid my fine both times.

I haven't been caught in over a decade. I obey the law.

eDave 05-01-2019 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 14246551)
So if you would've just called, it goes like this.

You: Where's my money, you assholes?

Them: In the mail.

You: Oh, okay.

Pretty much.

eDave 05-01-2019 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14246532)
Indeed. Postmarked 4/29.

LMAO


This is freaking funny.

Hammock Parties 05-01-2019 05:41 PM

I really drafted a gorgeous letter.

It was sinister.

Sassy Squatch 05-01-2019 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14246604)
I really drafted a gorgeous letter.

It was sinister.

Share it. You're already covered in your own shit, so go all the way.

Hammock Parties 05-01-2019 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 14246607)
Share it. You're already covered in your own shit, so go all the way.

To: Slumlord Millionaire

From: Hammock Parties


Slumlord Millionaire,

It has been more than 30 days since my lease at 1234 **** St, Kansas City MO 12345 expired.

The premises were fully cleaned and left in excellent condition, with the details of said condition digitally documented and witnessed by a third party. A professional carpet cleaning was performed, with a receipt provided in addition to the return of keys and garage door opener at your offices.

A forwarding address at 123 Jackass Street, Kansas City MO 12345 was provided.

Per Missouri statute 535.300:

3. Within 30 days after the date of termination of the tenancy, the landlord shall:

(1) Return the full amount of the security deposit; or

(2) Furnish to the tenant a written itemized list of the damages for which the security deposit or any portion thereof is withheld, along with the balance of the security deposit.

The landlord shall have complied with this subsection by mailing such statement and any payment to the last known address of the tenant.

6. If the landlord wrongfully withholds all or any portion of the security deposit in violation of this section, the tenant shall recover as damages twice the amount wrongfully withheld.

At the time of this writing (5/2/2019), no security deposit has been returned and Slumlord Millionaire is fully in violation of Missouri statute 535.300.

Furthermore, attempts to contact your office via e-mail and text message to resolve this matter have been ignored.

Please send a check for $2,200 – the damages owed, or twice the rental deposit of $1,100, per Missouri statute 535.300 – to the provided forwarding address.

Further attempts to ignore this matter will result in legal ramifications.

Have a great day.

eDave 05-01-2019 05:55 PM

Pretty good letter.

Sassy Squatch 05-01-2019 06:00 PM

Cash the check then send the letter anyway.

Hammock Parties 05-01-2019 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 14246644)
Cash the check then send the letter anyway.

i don't cash checks my write can't ass

Hog's Gone Fishin 05-01-2019 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14246657)
i don't cash checks my write can't ass

?

Is this a real sentence?

Hammock Parties 05-01-2019 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin (Post 14246666)
?

Is this a real sentence?

saves a time in nine stitch

BryanBusby 05-01-2019 06:37 PM

send it to cooper

Sorry 05-01-2019 06:39 PM

Your Alex Smith defecation mural is taking longer to remove than previously thought...give it another day or two


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